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  1. the7nd

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    "Why don't you dump your iPhone boyfriend and go out with this Mandroid?"

    Can anyone top this? Let's hear any pickup lines you guys can think up.


     

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    lol, funny idea
    Screen size matters. ;)
    the only other one I thought of seemed a bit - iffy....
    ;) :D
     
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    (From a woman) Is that an antenna on your head, or are you just happy to see me?
     
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    I see you're definitely a top of the line model that I would like to gain superuser access to.

    LOL! *cheesy* :p

    *pushes up nerd glasses*
     
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    My extended battery assures you that I can go all day!
     
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    Where the Sakura grows
    This makes more sense prior to iOS 4

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    why the hell did I not think of that!
     
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    I don't use a line, I just flash 'em. :eek:
     
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    iphone has an app for that...

    but my droid does
     
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    are you trying to pick her up.. or push her away?
     

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