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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by the7nd, May 7, 2012.

  1. the7nd

    the7nd Member
    Thread Starter

    "Why don't you dump your iPhone boyfriend and go out with this Mandroid?"

    Can anyone top this? Let's hear any pickup lines you guys can think up.


     


  2. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Android Expert

    lol, funny idea
    Screen size matters. ;)
    the only other one I thought of seemed a bit - iffy....
    ;) :D
     
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  3. eyebeam

    eyebeam Extreme Android User

    (From a woman) Is that an antenna on your head, or are you just happy to see me?
     
  4. SUroot

    SUroot Extreme Android User

    "If you ever wanted to see Shrek 'do the robot', my name's Andy and I'll be on the dancefloor"

    Of course, you need to be in costume for that...

    "My love is open-source baby"

    "I wear my twitter-feed on my sleave"
     
  5. AntimonyER

    AntimonyER CHANGED FROM AF ADDICT MIKESTONY

    "Wanna Beam?"
     
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  6. blackepoxy

    blackepoxy Android Expert

    I see you're definitely a top of the line model that I would like to gain superuser access to.

    LOL! *cheesy* :p

    *pushes up nerd glasses*
     
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  7. TxGoat

    TxGoat Guest

    My extended battery assures you that I can go all day!
     
  8. argedion

    argedion The TechnoFrog

    You must be a tower I jumped to full bar around you.
     
  9. kool kat2

    kool kat2 Android Expert

    Ill show you what my Droid can do
     
  10. mpw

    mpw Android Expert

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  11. Roze

    Roze Hiding behind a mystery

    This makes more sense prior to iOS 4

    Girl: I need a guy that can multi-task, and yes size does matter.
     
  12. mpw

    mpw Android Expert

  13. SUroot

    SUroot Extreme Android User

    Without a grid-like fascade
     
  14. quest7

    quest7 Android Enthusiast

    Would you like to be rooted?
     
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  15. SUroot

    SUroot Extreme Android User

    why the hell did I not think of that!
     
  16. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
    Moderator

    I don't use a line, I just flash 'em. :eek:
     
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  17. ajdroidx

    ajdroidx Android Expert

    - Wanna see my 4.65 incher?
     
  18. argedion

    argedion The TechnoFrog

    Wanna put your twitter on my facebook?
     
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  19. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

    iphone has an app for that...

    but my droid does
     
  20. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User


    are you trying to pick her up.. or push her away?
     
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