Ok y'all, I simply cannot find anything like I need. It's so simple, yet nobody seems to have it!! All I find are answering machine appz, or something like call screener appz. I don't want that, here's exactly what I need: Caller calls my phone (Galaxy 5, Sprint), hears this: "Hi, this is Mike. I'm very glad you called, if you need to speak with me about personal or business matters, please press or say one now to ring my phone. If this is an unsolicited sales call, or telemarketer, I am not interested, so please hang up and remove my number from the dialer immediately". Sounds easy, right? NOPE. Can't find ANYTHING that will do this, that's easy, and that does not cost $40 a month. I mean nada! PLEASE HELP!!!!