Drano drain unclogger
Aluminum foil
Nails
This is the only one I want to figure out the possible motive for..
.. hmm..
Ok, a-HEM: the aluminum foil is for construction of an effective Signals From Mars Avoidance Hat.. the nails are to be used by the purchaser's sister to attach him to the cross he's already prepared.. and the Drano is to be consumed by him just prior to being crucified by his sister.
How did I do?
Ah-ha.. so it's for madcap mirth and hilarity.
I was almost there.
And nails make good shrapnel
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