Spoiler This thread is for mysticalspiral of doom but I made it for all smokers that wanna quit ek se! Before I begin this quest... (of never ending trollin!) you should all know I have never smoked anything in my whole life! (The now very concerned smoker but not concerned before that wants to quit says: "What the flying barbie doll!.... why should I listen to YOU you crazy mad insane roach!?! You can't even tie your own shoe laces... youz got no experience "ek se" you weirdo!") Ja sure I may have like 00000000000 times infinity experience or whatever and that all unimportant stuffs! BUT I have LEGENDARY piece of experience because as a young and crazy as hell TROGLODYTE I was doing FAKE loser coughs (ERGH ERGH SPLUTTER SPLUTTS COUGH COUGH PUKE PUKE) around both of my parents who used to smoke so I could bother / PISS them off like there was no tomorrow! They couldn't handle my legendary trolling skills at like 7 years so they stopped! (from PURE frustration but they both seriously thanked me later in life!) Mission accomplished! Victorious TROLL is victorious bruizer! Spoiler So I am gonna be a super nasty jerk when I know some one wants to quit so I am gonna wear this shirt when ever I am around you! Spoiler You must start some kind of program and I know you think I "can't" watch you but weez knows better! ... And please don't make me use this whatever you do! Spoiler Starting from this week you need to start with only 1 less death stick of doom and death! This means today!!!! Not 10 years! Or else I poke you with my "unhappy machine"! Spoiler
Dude, seriously, been one week for me since I had one. Though had I had the Stinky Stinky quit smoking plan I may have quit years ago.
Good form Mr. Stinkus! I'm not a smoker either, so we shall form ranks and dispell the evil death sticks for good! A very good idea for anyone wishing to improve their health.
I always get a bit concerned when I find the occasional cigarette butt in my malatang, along with strands of black hair. <--- from the land where cigarettes are dirt cheap and everyone smokes, Typically it's around $1 USD a packet. Although some can be really expensive. And avoid the cheap Marlboros, they can cause bad headaches.
hehehehee! Well that sounds very bad! :-( dang that's not too cool! If I become a teacher I am so gonna put this on my wall! Oh Lordi!
I think this is a really good one! (Ja I know I know it is Australian and Australians are not to be trusted! But this looks like 1 very good Australian. )
Meh I've been a smoker for about 10 years now, ya I've tried on several occasions to quit, but to no avail I haven't had success yet. However I do plan on giving it another shot soon hopefully, granted I have to will power for it. This is a bit of a touchy subject for me, especially for the people that hasn't smoked a day in their life. Always say, you need to quit, it isn't that hard to quit smoking I bet. Well they should try smoking for 10 years, deal with the constant headaches, paranoia, sickness that I've dealt with attempting to stop (with the help of patches, pills, e cig once didn't do much good). Not to mention the last time I tried to quit, my now ex lady pushed me to trying, then she seen the horrid mood I get in when I don't smoke, which after 3 days of not improving she went out, bought me a pack and told me I need to :rofl: Then come and say how easy it is to quit. Ok mini rant over Let the trolling upon DS begin
Dude im with you I tried so many times and it's really hard especially I dont drink no more and with three kids I need to have a couple of cigs shot im having one right now lmao..... but I told the wifee I was going to try and quit again lol.
Ok ok I got it. Alright check it I quite for 3 yrs and then started again and again for 8 months . Well ive always hated smoking . Its nasty stinks does not look good on a female. Clothes smell , hard to breathe I could seriously go on and on. But wont at this time. I am now going back to sleep. Oh ya almost forgot , thanks stinky stinky .
Don't understand the fuss. Quiting smoking is easy: I used to do it every couple of months ..* * .. and eventually it took
I'm with you on this , i smoke but can't stand the smell of smoke go figure but it's not as easy as they think , and BTW those e-cigs don't do crap for me and i have 2.... that was $120 down the drain plus it's also hard because i'm used to having a couple of cigs when i'm downing my beer.
Well I think it's really awesome how all of you guys are at least showing your will power to want to kick the habit! Congrats to you dudes! Spoiler Hell ja! I most probably don't know what it is like but if there is 1 thing I "guess" but don't think will come close to trying to quit smoking is that I was given some heavy heavy sleeping pills that i was told are extremely addictive or some thing like that but I didn't feel jack! I was still wiiiiide awake as hell though! Score ek se! I am the "Bullet Proof Punk"! Spoiler 1 Punk PLUS (+) 1 Bullet Proof vest = I know deep down inside that laughter is the best medicine to any problem! Spoiler So the answer is already in you! Remember good things come to those who wait but even greater things come to those who go out and get them. May sound cheesy, lame and you might not want to believe it and think "STINKY! " but in the end it is up to you and only you as it has always been. Happy death stick smoking!
As I go back to my last statement It wasn't hard for you because you quit every couple of months maybe? But yet you kept going back to them obviously so apparently it wasn't that easy to kick the habit. But as I previously said, smoke for a good while without quitting, come back here then say it's easy to quit Ugh Smh
Ahhh shame dude Well there is no need to be sad Mr angry bald kid avatar guy! hmmm I agree it must be very hard. I guess the best I can do is I am sorry.
That wasn't directed towards you by any means. It's just, there's these people that's never smoked, or rarely smoked, in this case the person that has quit every couple of months. For some, I'd say maybe 10% it's easy to quit sure, but 90% definitely not. It just runs my blood pressure up when someone says, cmon man it can't be that hard to quit. Ya ok
I got no worries with that what so ever dude! This thread is to try and help those who want to quit smoking dude! ... But not to quit trolling! There is always space for more trolling! Always!
There I fixed it for ya! (LilBit says: "Wow this guy is annoying and very crazy Stinky is super annoying and worse than hell itself! I hate how his words stick in my head because it be the truth! What a loser!") But that is the funny part because hell is where you will be soon with your death sticks! (please note ek se that I am not crazy religious or anything just trying to save you from puking your lungs out some day! ) "Cough cough!! Splutter splutter splutter!!! Ramble ramble!!! PUKE PUKE PUUUUUKE SPEW SPEW And other random coughing noises of borderline harassment and extremely annoying as hell!" Hmmm.. I have just realised and come to a great revelation here but is has been like 20 years down the line... I was quite the troglodyte even at such a young age of like 7 or so... everybody knew and was well aware that I was secretly telling you to your FACE in such a trolly way: "You are SO gonna DIE brother! You must not stop there why not cut your hand off it will make it all go faster! Just keep smoking them death sticks! Hahaha! It sucks to be YOU! Sucks to be you man! " Wow I started trolling at a quite young age! I am the Super Grand Master of all Masters! -_- <------------- (THIS is my serious Kung Fu face!) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hiiiiiii yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Whaaaaaaa and here is a Judo Chop and now here comes a PORK CHOP! Hiiii yaaaaw! HAH! Spoiler Oh yeah I am on a ROLL bra! I am on a roll! Spoiler
Err .. yes .. that kinda was the point of the joke .. really must remember to always add the smiley .. Quiting smoking is tough: apparently nicotine is more addictive than many Class A drugs like heroin or cocaine. Incidentally, it is also far more damaging to your health - or would be if your smack or coke wasn't cut with all kindsa crud, but then it is actually the crud that's doing the damage rather than the drug. Seems the worst affect of (clean) heroin use is really bad constipation .. which does put those pictures of suffering junkies into a very different light Cocaine, of course used to be in Coke and I'm pretty sure that even then, the sugar did more damage than the drug
Well I am pretty dang sure nicotine is very addictive and I think that is very valuable piece of info! In fact now that you mention it! I think it is a great idea to help those all of those who are on anything that they no longer want to be on to try and come off it! I myself want to stop drinking like 5 - 10 cups of coffee a day! (Bad Stinky! ) Well I think it is great that "KingTuna" D Don't shoot me!!! bwhahahaa! ) brought that all up! VERY true!!! I totally agree that a lot of other stuff should be made legal! You can smoke your super highly concentrated in a Lab and highly refined "super crack" or what ever it is but please don't do it around me where I can inhale your crack fumes! Because you may not like life that much and want to get high but I don't! But back to the main topic of this thread!!! I am going to join you all and reduce my coffee cup intake by 1 each week from now on! I will get to the point where it is only 1 cup a day. Thanks "KingTunaFish!" haha for your good input buddy! So true that!!! They should really legalize a lot of other stuff.. anyways! Because this thread is not for that!
My missus recently went cold turkey on coffee. Don't know how she did it: if I miss my morning espresso, I have a splitting headache by lunchtime. The missus is pretty happy without coffee, though: reckons she now sleeps better, is less stressed (though she's still a total stress monkey) and doesn't suffer the dip she used to get mid-afternoon (she never drank coffee after lunch). On the other hand, there is (coffee-company funded?) research that suggest that one or two cups of coffee are actually very good for you. Just like the (liquor company funded?) research that suggests a glass of red wine a day is good for you. Personally, I'm going to err on the side of caution and believe these
You are not off the hook. Some skientists and foody ex-purts say the smoke from a nice wood fire also cause danger and peril and damage and death and an early visit to hell. OK, perhaps it is I who is going there, but you get my point. Salt also kills 34,500 people per year as does whiskey with soda or water added.
