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  1. Rubik76

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    So, now that the wife has gotten with the program and joined the Android world, I thought "gee, wouldn't it be nice if we could share data". She wasn't interested, but I figured I could sweet talk her into it. I found Bump and installed it on her Eris and my Incredible.

    When we Bump (well, actually she's not gotten involved - so far I am bumping myself), her Eris sits at "Connecting... Establishing Secure Link...". My Incredible immediately goes to "Please Bump Again... No match. Please try again".

    Any thoughts? It's so embarassing... And my knuckles are starting to hurt :(.
     

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    Sounds like a personal problem.
     
  3. Rubik76

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    You're telling ME!
     
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    Ok that's the best and worst thread title ever! Ok now that I read the post I'm curious I've never tried using my knuckles ( I apologize for not having any relevant info on the problem, well none I will post here anyway.)
     
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    ....can't offer any help I'm afraid... but obviously this thread had to be read!
     
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    Oh lawdy! I hate to post and not really contribute to the OP, but I could NOT read that whole first post without literally LOL'ing...
     
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    Maybe give this app a try [​IMG]

    According to the description, "Sexuality is a big part of being human. Love, affection and intimacy all play a role in healthy relationships. Many disorders affect the ability to enjoy sex, including erectile dysfunction and female problems."

    Hope this helps. ;)
     
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    Getting married was your first mistake.
     
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    Can you bump other people? Or can she?
     
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    [FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Jerry: Now, the ending is kind of an option. I use the swirl. I like the[/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]swirl. I'm comfortable with the swirl. *I* feel the swirl is a great[/FONT]
    [FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]capper. He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.[/FONT]
    [FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]George: Is it a clockwise swirl?[/FONT]
    [FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Jerry: I prefer clockwise, but it's not written in stone.[/FONT]
     
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    In the spirit of friendship and neighborliness, I'd be happy to bump your wife for you. :)
     
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    Try "Dildroid." Google it.
     
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    heh.

    heh heh.
     
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    I can't bump my husband either. He has a stupid blackberry. I can bump my neighbor with the iPhone. Makes me feel dirty.
     
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    I bumped my wife once about a month ago and she thought it was stupid and didn't want to bump anymore.. Now I can still bump, but I have to bump myself all the time.
     
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    It's posts like these that keep me around these forums on a day to day basis.
     
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    haha! very funny!
     
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    Thanks all - I haven't worked up the nerve to ask anyone else for a bump, but that is a good next step.
     
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    You might want to ask her sister how to bump her, maybe she'd help?
     
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    I tried to bump my wife, but she told me that if I did, she would kill me.
     
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    Im sad to say that I enjoyed reading this post in its entirety more than any other on this site.
     
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    I cast rank 10 c*ck of the infinite.

    Or did that come a bit premature?
     
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    pure entertainment.
     

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