CELL PHONE SIMETERY (Lay Your Dead Cellphones to Rest Here)

[Rico ANDROID]

My old blue Siemens phone was the worst phone I've ever owned and I was jumping for joy when it finally broke completely went to hell via wifi. I lost the aerial once so I stuck tinfoil in it and it workedlike a dream. This was many years ago though. Goodbye you will truely not be missed.

Hello Mr Torn Prince............we've been, uh,......expecthing you......

Your obituary was written with the sweetest of poetry! It reads like a song of pure comfort and tranquility! We need a few pieces of information from you before signing the contract then showing you around in the same section of Cell Phone SIMetery where we are currently preparing a "special place" for Nighthawk877's HTC.

Please respond with the dates you bought your lovely Siemens and the date it made its last call! We shall take it from there............

Sincerely Norman Bates...Mortician...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

The family has gathered in the room as T.E.D. IV lies on his data-death bed with doctors standing by with one hand on the switch. The doctors done all they could but their medicines could no longer do anymore good.......

At 2:00 pm c.s.t. the family has decided to "pull the charging cord" and remove the SIMsoul, ending all 3G and Data support on T.E.D. iv

Its been four long generations of Dell Streaks and they've each served us well.......

CELLPHONE SIMETERY is handling the arrangements...... services will be announced later...... and now the family must grieve......snif sniff...let's give them a moment to say their goodbyes.... please join in if you will.......(we ARE accepting monetary donations at this time) XD

G U E S T B O O K

Spoiler

"may he rest in peace... or pieces... " (huh)
"Wait, TED passed away?! LAWD NAW! Say it aint so LAWD!"....(ocnbz)
Goodbye TED.,,W H YYY did you have to go so soooOoOOo

 

[huh]

may he rest in peace... or pieces...

 

[ocnbrze]

wait ted past away?

Spoiler

that sucks

 

[argedion]

Goodbye TED

 

[Rico ANDROID]

wait ted past away?

Spoiler

that sucks

Yes, it was expected but one can never prepare. Services was yesterday.T.E.D.IV has joined the three Streaks before him and resting hi pieces in th family plot called "Dell Go To Hell". No toomie yet but once its delivered ,can put some closure.

His spirit or "limited unlimited data" lives on in his succesor androdial model glaxy note2 whose name is "T.E.D.5". S something good came after the storm. Thanks for (cough) signing the guest book.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Goodbye TED

Thank you brethren Argedion, yes i can tell by you guestbook entry (chck it out under the hide button ) that the news hit you pretty hard. Imagine how the fmily took it Thursday. At leest we have a place here in the SIMetery to visit TED-4 and reminisk of dusty days.

 

[EarlyMon]

While some fail and pass on the simetery, this thread continues to be full of win.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

While some fail and pass on the simetery, this thread continues to be full of win.

Why thank you, brethren Earlymon. Yes it is much more dignified to give our "third hand", (for me, TED4 was my second brain) a proper memorialization instead of the kitchen junkdrawer. Surely thers more deceased cellphones out there...manufacturers aint got that good yet.....however ive never heard of those brick-looking old nokias beaking.


You come to visit your old device in lot#....? I believe it was the Quailcom? Click here.) Its still in Hell where you threw it but He is well taken care of. The lawn is kept up and hes had visiors but they didn leave a name.

 

[EarlyMon]

I sneak in flowers when I can.

 

[damewolf13]

What can be said about this thread?!?!!!
Most threads we check in, check out, and move on, but I find myself reading this like a well crafted novel!
Luv it!!!!!

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Here lies the memory chips of Tom Primce's Bloo Siemens Cellphone.
One of the first generation of cellulars
That paved the way for smartphones and tablets.

"Ole Bloo" went Ape-S#!t and thought it was an alien
Put on its Aluminum Foil Cap and
Dove head first
Straight To Hell

Rest In Pieces

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Services for

NIGHTHAWK877's HTC HD2

Today at 3pm

To Be Laid To Rest In Pieces
In The Disposal (oops) Garden Of St. Whirlpool-Maytag

He met a horrendous demise after trying to be independent
and running away from the loving hands of NH877
.....and jumped right into the food disposal.....
.....What happened next can be.....
.....Blamed On Yeahha!.....

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Hey Nighthawk I went ahead and posted the pic for you. How you like that "Blame Yeahha" Wreath? We just could make some money selling that "brand" wreath!.....hmmmm....

 

[NightHawk877]

Rico, I love it.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Lol i think yours turned out better than the rest. I believe its your summary of whst happed to it that makes it a winner

 

[Rico ANDROID]

What can be said about this thread?!?!!!
Most threads we check in, check out, and move on, but I find myself reading this like a well crafted novel!
Luv it!!!!!

Thank you damewolf. But the story script are all those that planted their loved ones in these groumds.. i is just uh humble undertaker............and i blame yrahha.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

The transplant surgeries were successful and the remaining pieces of my friend T.E.D.4 has been laid to rest in pieces..... His Soul (oops) SIM lives on now, in T.E.D.5

 

[Member243850]

Aww yeah Bruizer!

Smell that good for nothing old stinking rage!

Aww Yeeaaaah Bruizer!

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Aww yeah Bruizer!

Smell that good for nothing old stinking rage!

Aww Yeeaaaah Bruizer!

Stinkcefus! How are you buddy! miss chattn with you!

 

[Rico ANDROID]

The Family Of
T.E.D.IV (Dell Streak 5)
Would Like To Thank
All Those That Signed
The Guest Book.

Your Thoughtfullness Helped The Family
Through A Trying Moment.

Sincerely..... T.E.D.5 & family

 

[Revenant Ghost]

About 3 years ago, my last dumbphone, which was a Motorola i856 Debut from Boost Mobile got a white screen of death. Come to find out, it was a known issue at the time. The ribbon that was connected to the screen was defective that caused the issue.

Therefore, when I got home with my first smartphone (LG Optimus V), I obliterated my old phone with a hammer. It was taken completely apart.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

About 3 years ago, my last dumbphone, which was a Motorola i856 Debut from Boost Mobile got a white screen of death. Come to find out, it was a known issue at the time. The ribbon that was connected to the screen was defective that caused the issue.

Therefore, when I got home with my first smartphone (LG Optimus V), I obliterated my old phone with a hammer. It was taken completely apart.

SURELY The Reveling Revenant GHOST did NOT "Ghostify" an android!

But who am I to complain... we need the business!

To Our Dearly Mournful Brethren
We at CELL PHONE SIMetery
Are Gladdened --- ooops! "SADDENED"
To hear of the loss of Your beloved
Motorola i856

We Offier Our Deepest Condolences!

We Are Preparing A TOOMIE
For you NOW and HOpe yo uwill Like
The Tribute. It shall be posted
later in the Evening

Thank You For Laying Your
Beloved android to Rest in Pieces HERE

in

C E L L - P H O N E - S I M ET E R Y

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Sincedrely ,

Simm E. Terry, Esq
Funeral Director

 

[rabidhunter]

My Pantech Breakout is now resting in pieces. It died and I broke it.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

About 3 years ago, my last dumbphone, which was a Motorola i856 Debut from Boost Mobile got a white screen of death. Come to find out, it was a known issue at the time. The ribbon that was connected to the screen was defective that caused the issue.

Therefore, when I got home with my first smartphone (LG Optimus V), I obliterated my old phone with a hammer. It was taken completely apart.

Taking a break from moving, but theres always time to pay our respects
Please Sign The Revenant Ghosts Guest Book By clicking the "Thanks"
"Else He Just May Pay YOOOO A Visit ---In The Night!"