Corny Jokes..lets share


Android Enthusiast
What did the bean say to the other bean.....How you Bean

What lights up a Soccer Stadium.....A Soccer match

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine....Give me my Quaterback


When is a door not a door? when its ajar.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, Hi, I'm Alex


Android Expert
Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team?
She ran away from the ball

How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Put a little boogie in it

Why aren't there any Walgreens in Afghanistan?
Because everything's a target


Extreme Android User
So last night I had this weird dream that I was a muffler... I don't think I slept very well though - when I woke up, I was exhausted. :rolleyes::p


Android Expert
So a guy walks into a bar.....says ouch
Two men walked into a bar... the third one ducked

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.

What do you call a computer in the ocean?
A Dell rolling in the deep


Extreme Android User
(I actually made this one up...)

How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but they have to be really small.


Android Expert
This is all i have for now. ;)

Have you heard of the new restaurant on the moon? The food is amazing, but I've heard its got no atmosphere


Android Expert
If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.