Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted but they only blog in binary

I wish my managers had enough sense to tell someone training me what they need me trained on before training starts

 

Wish granted . They tell you what needs to be trained but not when .

I wish I am bored .Again .

 

Wish granted, but since you were already bored your wish for boredom has reacted with your current state of boredom and instead of granting you MORE boredom, you're granted a clock so you can see how slowly the boredom ticks away.




I wish I hadn't spent so much time trying to embed a clock in this post....

 

Wish granted. You never joined AF.

I wish I could see the loch Ness monster

 

Wish granted but it turns out to be a Scottish punk rock band

I wish my facial hair grew evenly

 

Wish granted . You are now a panda .


I wish I can sleep all day long .

 

Wish granted but then Samsung sues you and you get served

I wish I was bilingual knowing English and Japanese

 

wish granted .You now live in Somalia however ....

I wish I knew the identity of the ninja-thanker

 

Wish granted. But you've uncovered a covert CIA operation and must now be held in captivity for the rest of your life.

 

Wish granted? Welcome to AF

I wish Somalia had 4G

 

Wish granted .You have to pirate three ships full of ninjas for one years worth of 4G ...

I wish herodroid or his clone Vistz posts next .

 

Wish granted, but now you have to do my bidding for eternity.

I wish I had the ability of flight.

 

Wish granted but you don't find out there is a time limit until you are 1500 feet in the air and start falling and it takes 6 hours between flights

I wish I was a 12 year old Japanese girl

 

Wish granted but you find you are a 12 year old Japanese boy in drag.

I wish my car was paid off.

 

Wish granted you drop your comp coverage then the car catches on fire and is a total loss.

I wish it wasn't raining

 

Wish granted. Its hailing.

I wish i was a better sniper

 

Wish granted . You however earn your bread boxing ...

I wish the next poster wins .

 

Wish granted, but you just lost the game.

I wish I was obscenely wealthy.

 

Wish granted. You're a Kardashian.

I wish for a flamethrower

 

Wish granted but it backfires randomly

I wish my forehead wasn't growing

 

Wish granted, you get hair plugs but find out the donor follicles came from Ron Jeremy's backside.


I wish AF wouldn't sleep around so much and get interweb cooties.

 

Wish granted AF now uses an electronic contraceptive sponge, you are asked to install it

Spoiler

...Next Tuesday

I wish I could spell correctly

 

Wish granted, you google every single word you ever write or type.

I wish I could go bowling

 

Wish granted, but you don't know how to type

I wish I was The Doctor

 

Wish granted you are "The" Doctor Phil



I wish I had a pet walrus