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Crime and PUNishment

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by rabidhunter, Jul 19, 2013.

  1. rabidhunter

    rabidhunter Android Expert
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    Nope, I didn't damage my shift or caps lock key. This is a game of wits for the witty. That's right, a match of puns just for fun.

    I'll start...

    I've realized that marching bands are largely cymballic.
     

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  2. SammanthaX345

    SammanthaX345 Well-Known Member

    This is going to be my favorite thread. I love making punny jokes :D
     
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  3. huh

    huh Android Expert

    a good pun is it's own reword!:p
     
  4. general eclect

    general eclect Android Expert

    You're a real card, why don't you pack up and shuffle off before I deal with you.
     
  5. rabidhunter

    rabidhunter Android Expert
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    An optometrist's favorite musical note is C#
     
  6. general eclect

    general eclect Android Expert

    Games? This place is right for 'em...
     
  7. rabidhunter

    rabidhunter Android Expert
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    Jokes about dry cleaners are depressing.
     
  8. SammanthaX345

    SammanthaX345 Well-Known Member

    I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate
     
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  9. ZeroGeined

    ZeroGeined Well-Known Member

    I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger, then it hit me.
     
  10. rabidhunter

    rabidhunter Android Expert
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    My time breeding bunnies was a hare raising experience
     
  11. ZeroGeined

    ZeroGeined Well-Known Member

    Its not that the man did not know how to juggle, its that he didn't have the balls to do it.
     
  12. rabidhunter

    rabidhunter Android Expert
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    I once raced a spirit, he didn't stand a ghost of a chance.
     
  13. ZeroGeined

    ZeroGeined Well-Known Member

    If its nap time and a child won't go to sleep, is he guilty of resisting a rest?
     
  14. Davdi

    Davdi Android Expert

    No, but could I have that in Whiting, I'm a little hard of Herring.
     
  15. ZeroGeined

    ZeroGeined Well-Known Member

    This picture says it all:
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  16. Lordvincent 90

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    I'm reading a book about anti gravity, its impossible to put down.
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    The shareholders of a compass manufacturer were concerned that the company wasn't heading in the right direction.
     
  17. rabidhunter

    rabidhunter Android Expert
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    I used to work in a bakery. It was a crumby job, but I made a lot of dough.
     
  18. rabidhunter

    rabidhunter Android Expert
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    I entered a "Best Pun contest." I made 10 entries thinking at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
     
  19. rabidhunter

    rabidhunter Android Expert
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    Well...
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