Crime and PUNishment


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Nope, I didn't damage my shift or caps lock key. This is a game of wits for the witty. That's right, a match of puns just for fun.

I'll start...

I've realized that marching bands are largely cymballic.


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This picture says it all:

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I'm reading a book about anti gravity, its impossible to put down.
The shareholders of a compass manufacturer were concerned that the company wasn't heading in the right direction.


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I entered a "Best Pun contest." I made 10 entries thinking at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.