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Deep Thoughts -- not just Jack Handy

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by rootabaga, Jan 28, 2016.

  1. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Expert
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    Some of you will remember the seasons of SNL that included the "Deep Thoughts -- by Jack Handy" and that's kind of the idea behind this thread.

    If you have a pithy (or not so pithy) saying you like, whether original or not, include it in the thread. If you know the originator of the quote, please so note that as well.

    I'll start with an original:


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  2. argedion

    argedion The TechnoFrog

  3. dynomot

    dynomot Android Expert

    "I may not agree with what you say, but will die for your right to say it."

    Often wrongly attributed to Voltaire, this gets you defending the rights of some pretty nasty people and their posts if your a mod. However if said "nasty people" are careful they can say more or less what they want.
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  4. psionandy

    psionandy Extreme Android User

  5. "Wherever you go, there you are".
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  6. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum

    "A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar ... and they enjoy themselves."
  7. Dngrsone

    Dngrsone Android Expert

    "How old am I? Old enough to remember when getting a tattoo was an act of defiance, not conformity."

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  8. argedion

    argedion The TechnoFrog

  9. dynomot

    dynomot Android Expert

    I like that, it is slightly unnerving. I wonder if he worked for the insurance industry?
  10. olbriar


    That's more than a little bit scary.
  11. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum

    Give me a microphone and a cameraman and I could make those same kids look like Einstein, with some judicious editing. Of course no one would find that interesting or funny.

    Oh yeah ... get off my lawn.
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  12. shalemail

    shalemail Android Expert

    Vitamin C is Spanish for Vitamin YES.
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