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Deep Thoughts -- not just Jack Handy

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by rootabaga, Jan 28, 2016.

  1. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Expert
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    Some of you will remember the seasons of SNL that included the "Deep Thoughts -- by Jack Handy" and that's kind of the idea behind this thread.

    If you have a pithy (or not so pithy) saying you like, whether original or not, include it in the thread. If you know the originator of the quote, please so note that as well.

    I'll start with an original:

     


    #1 rootabaga, Jan 28, 2016
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  2. argedion

    argedion The TechnoFrog

     
    #2 argedion, Jan 28, 2016
  3. dynomot

    dynomot Android Expert

    "I may not agree with what you say, but will die for your right to say it."

    Often wrongly attributed to Voltaire, this gets you defending the rights of some pretty nasty people and their posts if your a mod. However if said "nasty people" are careful they can say more or less what they want.
     
    #3 dynomot, Jan 31, 2016
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  4. psionandy

    psionandy Extreme Android User

    #4 psionandy, Jan 31, 2016
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  5. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder  
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    "Wherever you go, there you are".
     
    #5 Fox Mulder, Jan 31, 2016
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  6. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    "A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar ... and they enjoy themselves."
     
    #6 lunatic59, Jan 31, 2016
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  7. Dngrsone

    Dngrsone Android Expert

    "How old am I? Old enough to remember when getting a tattoo was an act of defiance, not conformity."

    Dngrsone
     
    #7 Dngrsone, Jan 31, 2016
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  8. argedion

    argedion The TechnoFrog

    uh!
     
    #8 argedion, Jan 31, 2016
  9. dynomot

    dynomot Android Expert

    I like that, it is slightly unnerving. I wonder if he worked for the insurance industry?
     
    #9 dynomot, Feb 2, 2016
  10. olbriar

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    That's more than a little bit scary.
     
    #10 olbriar, Feb 5, 2016
  11. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    Give me a microphone and a cameraman and I could make those same kids look like Einstein, with some judicious editing. Of course no one would find that interesting or funny.




















    Oh yeah ... get off my lawn.
     
    #11 lunatic59, Feb 5, 2016
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  12. shalemail

    shalemail Android Expert

    Vitamin C is Spanish for Vitamin YES.
     
    #12 shalemail, Mar 1, 2016
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