Long story short. *Robert Obtains Vibrant.* Me: "Sweet!" *Robert learns of rooting and roots his vibrant." Me: "Kickass!" *Robert finds root only app that deletes bloatware.* Me: "WOO-HOO!" *Robert carelessly starts deleting bloatware; noting some apps as needed, but guessing on a few.* *Robert notices faster speeds!* .... ..... .... *Robert finds his gmail account no longer is able to connect so half his contacts are gone, he can't change from the samsung keyboard, and can't open marketplace.* Me: "SHI--" *Robert factory resets. . . .No change* Me: "NOOO!!!!!!!! Internet, away!" See my conundrum?