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Does anyone else get a little turned on by technology?

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  1. estefana

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    I gotta say, when I am heavily researching my latest Jesus-Gadget, sometimes I'm a little turned on by all the shinies, and the sleek os's, and the idea of possibly licking it (SO WHAT if I want to lick the Samsung Galaxy S!!)... I think I may be slightly insane.

    And that new LaCie Xtremkey is pretty hot.

    And no I don't find Jesus hot. I find god-like gadgets hot.
     

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    Apple hardware always gets me a bit flushed. Then I look at the software and I'm no longer in the mood.
     
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    I frequently refer to pretty, shiny gadgets as "jizz-worthy" even though I'm a girl and thus technically cannot jizz.

    But, yes. My heart rate usually increases when I'm on tech blogs, looking at sexy gadgets. You're not alone.
     
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    Yeah, the Iphone is damn hot, and then you realize it's really ditzy. Which really doesn't stop many people lol.
     
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    I go for actual technology, not shiny and smooth. I appreciate the hard work and thought that engineers put into a product's design but it will probably be outdated 6 months from now.
     
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    To be honest, I get it more from cars.

    If I see an Aston Martin or Maserati etc, my heart rate does actually increase. I love the sound of a good V8, V10, V12, W12 or W16. God damn. Astons make the best noises by far.
     
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    Nope. Can't really think of anything from technology sexually.
     
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    Totally! I've been humping the crap out of my Evo since day 1 :)
     
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    don't expect to sell it on ebay but you may have better luck on craigslist...
     
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    :D:D:eek:
     
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    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm........yeah don't think that's normal. It's actually disgusting. The EXHAUST PIPE????!!!! Poor freaking car...
     
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    I think I draw the line at that... o0
     
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    Yes, everyone gets excited but how do you correlate that to getting "turned on".

    You have issues LOL
     
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    shit i was nutting in my pants for about a week after i got my new panny plasma and bluray player
     
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    Reminds me of a very NSFW picture someone posted in another forum. Let's just say if you look at it and don't say "wtf", you're a furry/scalie.

    If you don't know what that means, then by all means look it up if you want. :p
     
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    The car article reminds me of this comic I wrote several years ago:

    Mazeltov Cocktail
     

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