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  1. lunatic59

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    The wife saying she'll be ready in 5 minutes is equivalent to you saying you'll be home in 5 minutes when she calls you at the bar. ;)
     

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    I can't recall the last time I was in a bar without my wife (probably several years ago), but seriously, when someone (not just my wife) asks me how long, I give them an honest, real-world answer. What really gets under my skin is that she does a hundred things before getting ready, so we're almost always leaving late. I try to share the idea of getting ready, and then doing things until it's time to leave, but it's like water on a duck's back. Or, really, like throwing gas on a fire...if you get my drift. :D :D
     
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    I just... gave up. I made a life (a career, even) of being early, let alone on-time, and it all went out the window when I acquired a wife and children.
     
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    ^^^ Thankfully, we don't have to worry about kids. The dogs are enough, anyway. ;)

    Speaking of which...I know why this person posted this pic, but really the dog is the loser here...either his/her owner is dyslexic, or a nincompoop. I think the latter, because even if you typo words because your brain is ahead of your fingers, you can always do this thing called proofreading where you check things out before you hit "save." Especially when you're creating a meme. Anyway, I feel sorry for the dog. :D


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    Had a wife for a long time, and yet funny thing about being 40, you just do not regeret the biggest mistake, even though we did love them to bits. Still I too made a carrer out of nothingness.
     
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    I could probably cross post this in a few places, but I'll leave it to this thread alone.
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    The hackintosh of the animal kingdom. ;)
     
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    ^^^ I want to 'like' that a hundred more times!
     
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    This almost seems unworthy given how excellent the last couple were...

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    Well I think this was my friends car, better stay away from this pyschopath.
     

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    Puppies are awfully hard to resist...

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    I miss Great Dane puppy breath...
     
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    {Scene setting: It's POURING outside, with 25mph+ gusts}

    Me: Molly, it's really raining hard. Are you sure you want to go for your walk? It's a night not fit for man nor beast.

    Molly {a la Phil Connors in a blizzard}: What rain? It's a couple of drops!

    The pic is her after being dried off twice and eating, roughly a half hour after the walk...oh, and she hates water, but this is how much she LOVES her walks...and love always trumps hate. :)

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    Molly is a sweetheart.
     
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    She is indeed, thanks. She is sometimes crazy (when anyone comes home and particularly when it's coming close to walk time or you change pants), absolutely insane when she sees a cat, squirrel or other critter, and very affectionate and adorably sweet most of the rest of the time. Well, if you're eating she is a pest because mom feeds her from the table and gives her table scraps. She's almost 11 (hence the white mask) and still acts like a 2-3 year old. I've known her about half her life and I know I'm going to miss her terribly when she's gone. So I try to give her (and her 'brother' Liam) as much love as I can while they're still here. Poor Liam has multiple lipomas and a benign mass in his left hip muscle that affects his mobility and has to cause him some pain, but he's such a sweet boy and plays it off.
     
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    Just FYI, when our rescue had to cope with cancer, we discovered that CBD pills (especially formulated for veterinarian use) really reduced pain and increased mobility. Even from arthritis and disc issues. It wasn't a cure but bought some good quality time.
     
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    Meanwhile, I have to throw my dogs outside if the ground is even a little damp... weenies.
     
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    The 'sugar' face told me she was old. :)
    You will. :(
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    Aw, poor Liam. But he sounds like a trooper!
     

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