Domino's Announces 'Plans' to Build Pizza Parlor on the Moon

Not a whole lot of customers up there I hear.

 

^thats what i was thinking lol

 

It'll only take them about 2 centuries to recoup all that money back.

 

Maybe they'll put up some nice big sky lights and have a 50% off sale and people will flock to their new place there. Kids who aren't old enough to drive will beg their parents and stuff.

 

^^ lol ..

a-HEM.. anyway, heck, Luigi did ok with it..




Nothing wrong with a little competition.

 

Fail

 

How about..

 

This announcement came 5 months late.

 

That's over a half-hour. It's free!

 

This'll never work. Everyone knows moon pizza tastes like space dust.
Though, moon cheese pizza sounds pretty good.

 

But the "real" question is...


Do they deliver?

 

Good, they need to sell their crap pizza to someone.

 

The only thing I can think of is "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!"

 

Nostalgia!


Thats amore Dean Martin - YouTube

(I'm sure we'll get some cat food videos, too)

 

Dino! That's Amore is in the Greatest Hits album.