The Tanga t-shirt that sold out last time Tanga offered it, is now back in stock. Evolution from Ape to Android
Not that I disagree with evolution, but shouldn't there be a creationist version, too? After all, it was the apple that got us kicked out of paradise.
Hmmm... an Angry God (resembling Steve Jobs) banishing Adam & Eve (one with pocket protector, one with sliderule) from a walled garden (protected by coiled razor wire... on the INSIDE) of neat, orderly, identical flying angel-like Apples with halos into an alleged hell filled with smiling, waving Androids (maybe with pointed tails resembling USB cords) and happy users enjoying an orgy of pr0n and building their own kernels and distros from AOSP source, with two unseen observers with speech balloons saying something to the effect of, "er, I thought banishment from the Walled Garden of Steve's Paradise was supposed to be a punishment?!?", followed by reply that just says, "DROID!" OK, I think that one would go over the heads of most people outside of the bay area or Google IO, but *I* think it would be pretty funny
