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Discussion in 'Funny / Meme' started by silentwriter180, Jul 18, 2020.

  1. silentwriter180

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    Favorite Failures
     


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    BrickHouse Android Enthusiast

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  4. Davdi

    Davdi Android Expert

    That went well.
     
  5. Deleted User

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    I'm no engineering genius, but I suspect once that gets in, they'll have trouble getting the bath on the front seat. :thinking:
     
  6. silentwriter180

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    Hard to imagine what the trunk will hold. The couch? lol
     
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  7. ocnbrze

    ocnbrze DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!!!

    this one always makes me laugh

     
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  8. BrickHouse

    BrickHouse Android Enthusiast

    Anybody up for a game of dominoes?
     
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  9. silentwriter180

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    Whoops!
     
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  10. Davdi

    Davdi Android Expert

    Forklift DUI?
     
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  11. silentwriter180

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    FB_IMG_1595174387266.jpg FB_IMG_1595174387266.jpg This is one that I personally witnessed. There were 4 guys in a small pick up truck on the first day of salmon season. They were to put the boat in the water and backed the truck too far in. Got the boat off the trailer, and the driver tried to bring the truck back up the ramp. Instead, the truck ended up in the water. Luckily, the driver jumped out before the truck went under.

    What's funny is that the same guys came back the next day in a smaller truck!! But it was obvious they had learned their lesson about the task at hand.
     
  12. ocnbrze

    ocnbrze DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!!!

    did they pull out the truck?
     
  13. silentwriter180

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    Yes, I was told that it took about an hour after I had left for work. I was there for about a half hour before leaving.
     
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  14. silentwriter180

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    Don't let them take the temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket, because it erases your memory.

    I went for a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread and came home with a cheesecake and a bottle of wine.
     
  15. Deleted User

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    HaHa! :)

    I don't believe that, of course. I had my temperature taken Friday for the first time exiting (!) a department store, and I'm fine.



    BTW does anyone know where I live? :thinking:
     
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  16. silentwriter180

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    Sorry. dear, you're at the wrong house. Try again.
     
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  17. rootabaga

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    The synopsis of a book should be a marketing tool to draw you in, pique your interest and make you buy it.

    In this case the synopsis gives it all away...

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  18. BrickHouse

    BrickHouse Android Enthusiast

    Sad, I'll have to try a different browser to see the image.
     
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  19. rootabaga

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    A failure in a failure thread. Perfect! :D ;)
     
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  20. ozonetrooper

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    I took this pic in our local Lowes parking lot.



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  21. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Expert

    He posted on a car forum about trying to quiet his ride, and the response was "add insulation."

    Unfortunately, as is seen in the picture, a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. ;)
     
  22. Deleted User

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    In fairness, I think he/she is ringing the store to ask for help hooking the trolley to the rear of the car.
     
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  23. rootabaga

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    Even aside from the grammatical failures, this fails in many other ways...

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  24. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Expert

    I bet his/her email box is just flooded with requests...
    (also a candidate for an irony thread)

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  25. Davdi

    Davdi Android Expert

    Didn't see than coming.
     
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