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Funny Tv/Movie lines

Discussion in 'TV/Film' started by onpointG35, Oct 25, 2012.

  1. onpointG35

    onpointG35 Well-Known Member
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    I would like to start a thread discussion funny lines you heard while watching a TV show or Movie.. I noticed we have funny pictures so why not.

    Mine has to be Stepbrothers:
    Brennan: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh** on me?
     

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  2. NightHawk877

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    Great! You killed the Invisible swordsman. Best line from The Three Amigos.
     
  3. olbriar

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    My favorite and often misquoted... from Treasure of the Sierra Madre:
    “Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges!
    I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!”
     
  4. chris4x4

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    The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
    George Carlin
     
  5. Petrah

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    Supernatural:
    Castiel: This isn't funny Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

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    Dean: You're serious about this. So what, I'm Thelma and you're Louise and we're just gonna hold hands and drive off this cliff together?
    Dean: Look, gimme one good reason why I should do this.
    Castiel: Because you're Michael's vessel, and no angel will dare harm you.
    Dean: Oh, so I'm your bullet shield!
    Castiel: I need your help, because you are the only one who'll help me. Please.
    Dean: All right fine. Where is he?
    Castiel: Maine. Let's go. (reaches two fingers toward Dean's forehead so he can zap them to Main)
    Dean: (flinching back) Whoa whoa!
    Castiel: What?
    Dean: Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week! We're driving.

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    Princess Bride:
    Miracle Max - Have fun storming the castle!
     
  6. mobilelovers

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    The Name of the Movie is "The Mission Impossible II"

    The Scene was at the starting of the movie where Tom Cruise was asked to inform his Team where he would be going onto his holiday ... So he replies to them in this fashion....

    "If i would let you know where am going then i guess it wont be an Holiday"

    I just love this line man !
     
  7. onpointG35

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    Ha I like that if I tell you then I guess it wouldn't be a holiday
     
  8. RawlingsSc

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    The movie, Spaced Invaders has tons of one liners that are awesome. The movie is quite stupid, but so stupid it's hilarious. One of my favorites is between the Martian Captain and one of his crew.

    Giggywig: Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Commands, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this.

    [holds up a small rifle]

    Captain Bipto: Is it loaded?

    [points the rifle at Bipto]

    Giggywig: Let's find out!
     
  9. Ricky Babalu

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    Fast times at Ridgmont High:

    "Hey bud, whats your problem?.................................You dick"!
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  10. corvaxmuzzy

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    Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.
     
  11. Ricky Babalu

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    "Coffee is for closers".
     
  12. Seanette

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    "Do not attempt to grow a brain." - Howard Payne, Speed
     
  13. SiempreTuna

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    Royal Flash. Mid swordfighting scene, Flashman jumps to a chandelier ..

    Rudi von Sternberg (a baddie): "Come down and fight like a man!"

    Flashman: "Don't be ridiculous!"
     
  14. Italo

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    Home Alone 2:

    "What sort of idiots do you have working here!?"

    "The finest in New York."
     
  15. netlinkz

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    TMNT...
    Wise man say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price on late pizza."
    Michaelangelo
     
  16. buffey

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    Joey to Chandler:
    "You've got to listen!"
     

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