Hey good news, I saw T-Mobile Ceo out on a jog with his dog, when he wasn't watching I fed his dog some Bush's Baked Beans. Boy does that stuff work, dog started talking! Update is coming Sept 29, woof woof. I'm so funny, I can't stop laughing
Okay here is another joke, this one I stole.
A blond police officer pulls a fellow blond over, she asks the other blond for her license and registration...she hands the registration over and asks what the license looks like. The cop says it's small rectangular and has your picture. She ruffles through her purse and says ah-ha...here it is.. hands the cop a mirror. The cop looks and says, oohhh I'm sorry ma'am I didn't know you were a cop.
okay here is another joke:
An American, Russian, and a blonde are talking, the American says, "we were the first on the moon." The Russian says, "well we were the first to go into space." The blond says, "I'm gonna be the first to go to the Sun." The American says, "are you crazy, you'll burn!" The blond says "do you think I'm dumb, I'm going at night."
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