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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Member243850, Jun 3, 2017.

  1. Member243850

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    I AM ON A VERY SPECIAL PROJECT!!!!!! :D

    (Please note! - I wanted to get a bigger text size but AF has a bad design and wont let me go ape shit :D )

    It's the largest of her kind in the Southern Hemisphere AAAANNND!!!! :D

    I am the one with the great privilege to do their authorizations!!! :D

    YES ME!!!!! :D

    I can't tell you what it is because you will know exactly where I work and what I do all you need to know is that you need a shit load of qualifications and some good solid experience in order to get the special position :D

    I am really really REALLY proud and excited to tell you all!!!! :D

    Looool I will be the one! xD



    IF YOU WORK HARD NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!
     


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  2. Member243850

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    XD

    :D:D:D

    Hehehehehe XD

    looool this is why I haven't had any time for anything .... looool now I have no social life xD

    I have all this money and semi influence but now no social life bwhahahahaaa lol talk about insane huh? :)
     
  3. Deleted User

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    I have no social life either, but that's because I have no friends ;)

    So give us a hint at what you are doing for this lucrative job.
     
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  4. Member243850

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    Well to put it into a simple phrase or layman's terms :D

    in a nut shell... I am the one who basically authorises billions of dollars worth of equipment!

    xD

    looooooool :D:D:D

    It requires someone who is annoyingly pedantic, tenacious, insanely smart - and paranoid as ****!

    There are very few people that they put their trust in when it comes to this kind of level also the qualifications required are quite high with quite a few years :)

    The greater your qualifications and degrees etc the higher up the little ladder you go!

    There have been some seeeeerious problems though already and serious challenges I had to over come but I am determined to make her an awesome success as she deserves it big time :)

    Argh but when I first rocked up initially they didn't have a vital piece of equipment that is dire and illegal if we continue without... I felt a bit down because I could see they were clueless on certain topics and how it works... :(

    It is against the law to continue without it as this is such a serious environment - it's not ****ing kindergarten... and this is not ****ing days of our lives... it's one of the most extreme and dangerous environments there is... oh so serious shit ... some of the most hectic shit in the world....

    When they found out the how much the one piece of tech is looool when I told them they weren't too happy hahahahaha but we cannot carry on if we haven't got it :)

    And yes it is the energy industry if you are interested and not Top Gun hehehehehehe :D

    Oh yes I almost forgot... no Homers allowed!

    I HATE Homers!!!! They will get everyone killed!!!!

    No incompetent **** ***** allowed!!

     
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  5. Unforgiven

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    Congrats Stinky.
     
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  6. loonycgb2

    loonycgb2 Android Enthusiast

    Congrats, but you seem to be over hyping something that may not even be as special as you think .
     
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  7. lunatic59

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    Trust me, @Stinky Stinky never overestimates. He's changing the world (as I always knew he would. :D ).

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Daniel Fernandes

    Daniel Fernandes Android Enthusiast

    All the best for this project. I'm just curious to know what exactly it is :)
     
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  9. Deleted User

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    I hear there's a vacancy on Trump's National Security Council.
    Coincidence?...
    :thinking:
     
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  10. DonB

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  11. dan330

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    congrates to the little roach...

    again it proves.. it is not about size! :p
     
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  12. Member243850

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    well it's been kind of ****ing crazy!

    the one return valve blew off spraying LPG all over the place!

    We all ran for cover I thought it was time to say goodbye to the world yet again :-(

    I am struggling though with reception here is absolutely pathetic and our internet can be shaky sometimes.

    its in the middle of no where. Apart from the huge **** up the other day phase one is looking extremely good!

    I have an extremely good team so I am very very happy :)

    I dont know if I should have posted this photo (due to legal concerns!) but here it is the one return valve - luckily we are all still alive - if it had been set on fire even the tiniest spark we would all be dead now and I would be no more :-(

    There are only approximately 30 staff currently or round about 30 the last time I checked.

    that "tiny" **** up you see there cost us a few mill USD :(

    luckily though none injured and all still good to go!
     
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  13. Deleted User

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    I see your problem. You put Homer Simpson in charge of venting didn't you? :)

    homer.jpg
     
  14. Dannydet

    Dannydet Extreme Android User

    Congrats whatever it is!
    Are you sure there's no medication involved?
     
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  15. Member243850

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    It was technically operations fault :(

    He didn't turn off the one system and the pressure just grew and grew nd grew until BOOM!

    He was not very popular after that but luckily all is going well now :)

    Wow they love me! :D they want me on their 3 year project next lol they love me :)

    It currently is the largest of her kind in the southern hemisphere. Hopefully phase 2 and then phase 3 will make itbtye largest on the planet!

    There is now talk of even more phases as it is going so well but mainly because we cant meet demand. So there is loads of potential to grow which is excellent news :)
     
  16. Deleted User

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    I'm happy for you Stinky.
     
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