Occasionally, two text messages that appear right after one another can be humorous even if they were sent days apart. Here are two that I have received. A co-worker texts that he won't be in due to "illness". The next text makes the first look a little suspect: The second is from the wife. Kind of gross...but I thought it pretty funny. There is a somewhat graphic image of a dead possum so I hid the image under a "Spoiler" tag for city-folk who aren't accustomed to the realities of rural life. Spoiler Well, maybe only I find these funny. Anyone else have any to share?