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Humorous Juxtaposed Texts

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  1. shmn

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    Occasionally, two text messages that appear right after one another can be humorous even if they were sent days apart. Here are two that I have received.

    A co-worker texts that he won't be in due to "illness". The next text makes the first look a little suspect:

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    The second is from the wife. Kind of gross...but I thought it pretty funny. There is a somewhat graphic image of a dead possum so I hid the image under a "Spoiler" tag for city-folk who aren't accustomed to the realities of rural life.

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    Well, maybe only I find these funny. Anyone else have any to share?
     

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    I think it is funny, but the sad part is, I can't taste the fish :(
     
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    Sadly, I can... my wife had me try this "salt alternative" which is basically (or should I say simply) dried and granulated seaweed.
     
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    yuck!
     
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