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hypothetical questions

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by mcatdtDROID, Oct 24, 2010.

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Who would you save?

  1. Man

    10 vote(s)
    71.4%

  2. Dog

    4 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. mcatdtDROID

    mcatdtDROID Banned
    Thread Starter

    you're in a burning building

    building in on the verge of collapsing any moment and you have to make a choice of which to get first.


    35 y.o. man
    7 y.o. dog


    you don't know anything about either of their backgrounds (ie- you don't know if the guy is a pedophile vs community leader and family man)

    who do you drag out first not knowing if you will have a chance to go back in for the 2nd one.



    EDIT - damnit.... meant to make this a poll. Either way, it's simple.... Man or dog
     


    #1 mcatdtDROID, Oct 24, 2010

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  2. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra=

    Do we know if the dog is rabid and has recently chewed a child's lips off?
     
    #2 Frisco, Oct 24, 2010
  3. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants

    What if the dog chewed the mans lip off :eek::eek:

    What if it's one of those dogs from resident evil :eek::eek:

    Is the man O.J. Simpson?
     
    #3 IOWA, Oct 24, 2010
  4. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra=

    Yeah. Stuff like that.
     
    #4 Frisco, Oct 24, 2010
  5. mcatdtDROID

    mcatdtDROID Banned
    Thread Starter


    average dog
    average man
     
    #5 mcatdtDROID, Oct 24, 2010
  6. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants

    Well that's no fun.
     
    #6 IOWA, Oct 24, 2010
  7. mcatdtDROID

    mcatdtDROID Banned
    Thread Starter

    oh, I will answer this question....

    the man.


    However, there is one man I wouldn't piss on if he were on fire right in front of me. In that case.... even Cujo or Old yeller (the rabid one) would be rescued way before this guy.

    The guy is also 350# I don't know if I could physically drag his fat ass out, so it's a moot point (or at least gives me a built in excuse when everyone asks why I didn't save him. lol
     
    #7 mcatdtDROID, Oct 24, 2010
  8. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra=

    "Average man?"

    Where?
     
    #8 Frisco, Oct 24, 2010
  9. mcatdtDROID

    mcatdtDROID Banned
    Thread Starter

    scared to say a dog?
     
    #9 mcatdtDROID, Oct 24, 2010
  10. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants

    How does one determine what is Average and what is not?
     
    #10 IOWA, Oct 24, 2010
  11. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra=

    Well there you go.
     
    #11 Frisco, Oct 24, 2010
  12. mcatdtDROID

    mcatdtDROID Banned
    Thread Starter

    Hell, I'll take it a step further....

    I would save an average man over ANY DOG. Even this one....

    [​IMG]
     
    #12 mcatdtDROID, Oct 24, 2010
  13. mcatdtDROID

    mcatdtDROID Banned
    Thread Starter

    as long as I don't know the man is a pedophile or Hitler or something like that, I save the man over the dog everytime.

    (knowing what I know about the one guy I gave an example for changes why I'd save the dog first)
     
    #13 mcatdtDROID, Oct 24, 2010
  14. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants

    What if it's underdog?

    [​IMG]
     
    #14 IOWA, Oct 24, 2010
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  15. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra=

    Does the dog emit a plaintive wail?
     
    #15 Frisco, Oct 24, 2010
  16. copestag

    copestag Android Expert

    ummm.... Im saving me first..... especially since the fire started because the rabid dog bit the guy and made him drop his crack pipe
     
    #16 copestag, Oct 24, 2010
  17. eyebeam

    eyebeam Extreme Android User

    #17 eyebeam, Oct 24, 2010
  18. Vihzel

    Vihzel Destroying Balls Everyday

    I'll save both with my superpowers, hypothetically of course.
     
    #18 Vihzel, Oct 24, 2010
  19. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants

    What if it's a cat-dog!!!

    [​IMG]
     
    #19 IOWA, Oct 24, 2010
  20. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

    how does saving them... affect my life or my kids?


    zing!!! :p
     
    #20 dan330, Oct 24, 2010
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  21. mcatdtDROID

    mcatdtDROID Banned
    Thread Starter

    his grandkid will invent the hovercar. The dogs grandkids shit on your carpet
     
    #21 mcatdtDROID, Oct 24, 2010
  22. eyebeam

    eyebeam Extreme Android User

    Or, just as likely, become the next Charles Manson. And remember - You can't play fetch with Manson...
     
    #22 eyebeam, Oct 24, 2010
  23. Vihzel

    Vihzel Destroying Balls Everyday

    I actually think I'd save the dog because it's so cute and cuddly! Unless the guy is freaking hot...
     
    #23 Vihzel, Oct 24, 2010
  24. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User


    after both being saved...

    the dog runs across the street..
    causing the car to swerve..
    kills you...and the man you just saved...
    the driver dies form brain damage from impact to windshield...
    her son dedicates his life to brain surgery form impact..
    saves the life of a man.. who then has a boy...
    boy grows up to become the next Hitler...
    world war 3 starts in 2075...
    Earth is reduced to small pockets of livable areas...
    population is at 100k people and shrinking...

    but ... you dont care.. because...
    YOU are dead!!!

    :eek: :cool: :p

    lol.. had to.. sorry... dark sense of humor... ;)
     
    #24 dan330, Oct 24, 2010
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  25. ElasticNinja

    ElasticNinja Android Expert

    LOL TS stop this

    EDIT: But seriously, I'm not joking, you seem karzy[er?] at the moment
    All these silly threads and posts...
     
    #25 ElasticNinja, Oct 24, 2010
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