Hi there! I am very interested in taking over the world... you see... it's a problem I've had for... a very long time and... the only problem is... Basically long story short - I need to know what is the best way to do online trading? I am about to open a dollar account in South Africa because I will soon be earning dollars and now I want to do some online trading! So ja... what is the best way - or website that offers the best stock buying system? What do I have to register - or is it not even necessary / mandatory? Yes I know we are in a recession blah blah flap flap... and it could be called the "Great Depression 2.0" but I want to start trading so I can take over even faster... my current occupation is not good enough to do a take over even though my friends are disgusted with my success I still want more... I want to maybe even try or attempt currency trading... buying one country's currency and then once their president starts talking about nuking somebody or the flying zombies or whatever crap they talk about that sends business running for the hills - I sell their currency and buy another that I know in the future will have ... well a future! I want currencies that in the future will have a future... Hey... you do realise taking over the world is a dirty job... but... somebody gotta do it...... ek ..... se....... I canz taste it!!!