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  1. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Android Expert
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    ON A ROLL MAN

    JUST GOT A 3 YEAR CONTRACT WITH EVEN MORE MONEY THAN THESE OTHER PRICKS!!!!

    I have now got one of the best contracts ever!!!

    I couldn't take the shit from the current pricks I am working for because they just don't want to hire enough people for me to do the correct job and pull it off correctly in a solid good time frame... it's like only wanting to pay for a 486 computer and expecting it to do the same job as an intel core i5!

    It's just not gonna happen!! :D

    BUT I DON'T CARE ANY MORE BECAUSE I DON"T GO LOOKING FOR WORK IT GOES LOOKING FOR ME NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

    There are only like 10 of us now in the country HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!



    HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!

    XD

    LOL!!!!

    "You'd better watch how you're talkin and where you walkin!"

     

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  2. LV426

    LV426 I say we take off and nuke this place from orbit
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    Well done Stinky
     
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    Mo money, Mo money, Mo money.

    Feel better now Stinky?
     
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    Unforgiven OK Google
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    Congrats Stinky!!!!
     
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  5. Stinky Stinky

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    I am feeling GREAT!!! >:)

    lol thank you guys! xD

    I am on a ROLL!

    I am the mafia! xD
     
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    Hmmm... since I am new here I am not sure what Stinky is referring to. Is he now a florist in a bigger company than before?? :thinking:
     
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  8. Unforgiven

    Unforgiven OK Google
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    Stinky is our resident cockroach. I think he maybe was anointed King Cockroach.
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Zigman66

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    Back in the day, when I was a newly minted "adult" and knew everything, I moved out of my parents house to my first swanky bachelor pad. Given that I was paying for it by flipping burgers at Burger King you can probably imagine it was top notch! After the first night with the light off and listening to the strangest sounds I flipped on the light only to see what looked like most of my floor evaporating into cracks, crevices, and corners. There was a movie called "Joe's Apartment" that was extremely similar to my experience except these roaches weren't as friendly. The final blow to my ego was me losing the arm wrestling contests with them most of the time :eek: They cheat! (That's my story and I'm sticking to it!)
     
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    What happened to "The Lounge"? The non-Android topics one. This is not the place for this.
     
  11. dan330

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    they cant stop the cock-a-roach.

    i know.. i have tried!!! damn it!









    congrats man! you da-man
     
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  12. LV426

    LV426 I say we take off and nuke this place from orbit
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    Moved to Off Topic
     
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    Off Topic....... THAT shoulda been my dang screen name!!
     
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  14. Stinky Stinky

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    I am feeling incredible!!! :-D

    Thank you to everyone for your incredible support over the years wow you guys are great friends :)

    What would life be like without friends!?

    Shitty that's for sure! XD
     

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  15. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    Pay it forward, roachman. Think about it. :)
     
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    probably the cockroaches i saw on 'men in black'
     
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    That might explain some of the other weird things that went on in that building :eek:
     
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