Discussion in 'Funny / Meme' started by Member2047631, Mar 3, 2018.
Post your ironic quotes here
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"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"
The last words of General John Sedgwick.
Kill shots don't always fit the Sniper's triangle. - dontpanicbobby
"If man were meant to fly, he would have been born with wings".
No one knows who said this first, but...
Ironic. Don't you think?
Traffic Jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
That was from Vsauce yet that's not actually ironic
They're just bummers
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think, they'll hate you - Harlan Ellison
Apparently not to dialed in to popular culture? (In the US anyway) ... I was referencing a song, just a joke not an actual ironic statement, so I guess it's ironic like that.
You forgot: It's like rain on your wedding day @shalemail. That's the real hook.
I know it was a song, I watch Vsauce 😉
That begs the question.
I think, perhaps, that this just might fit here...
"Man will not fly for 50 years!"
- Wilbur Wright
There's a shorter version of this clip, but there's about a dozen puns in there aside from the key phrase, and it's ridiculously silly, so...
It's not over until it's over.
“We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.”
— Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles (1962).
Oh my word that me made me laugh!
I think this most probably goes under top 10 " I must not just - open mouth insert foot - I must eat my own shoes!" quotes of all time - wow that was an insane / massive mistake!
"We don't think aliens eating our product is a good message."
-- M&M Mars rejecting the offer to sponsor the movie E.T., which was ultimately accepted by the H. B. Reese Co.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
This one is still true. I mean I can't even stand 14 hours transcontinental, how would I ever deal with fifty years?
Although the thread title calls for ‘ironic quotes,’ they say that “a picture is worth a thousand words,” and these are fairly screaming “irony,” are they not?
"No matter what kids get into these days, they will never grow up."
"Nobody goes to Coney Island any more, it's too crowded."