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  1. Milo Willamson

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    So... exactly how fat was he?!?!?? :D
     
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    "The ballot is stronger than the bullet."


    The irony here is not so much the words, but the speaker: Abraham Lincoln.
     
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    And an ironically-poignant point: I come across this not long after the one from Mr. Lincoln...

    "Irony is Fate's most common figure of speech."
    (Trevanian)
     
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    This thread really is the perfect landing spot for this picture...

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    Not exactly a quote, per se...

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    This could as well have gone to the punny thread...but the irony is that when I solved this jumble, I was in the same place as the referenced lawyers...

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    Just so you know, checking here without solving it yourself is cheating :p
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    ^^^ Awesomeness
     
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    Irony we know so much of technology, but do we understand ourselves?
     
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    Yup yup.

    I Are Pretty Smart eh :)
     
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    Reminds me of Black Panther "Oh yeah, who is going to stop me from fighting you?"

    "Uh hey the world, look up" and next scene you will see is a bunch of youth photographing them with their cells.
     

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