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I've decided I need the iphone

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Piiman, Aug 12, 2010.

  1. Piiman

    Piiman Android Expert
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  2. TheLongNoodle

    TheLongNoodle Lurker

    You big silly goose.
     
  3. mxsjw

    mxsjw Android Expert

    can we just get one and throw it in the glove box, or do we actually have to use the thing?
     
  4. mazz0310

    mazz0310 Android Enthusiast

    I thnk to be effective you have to use it. :(
     
  5. cypherx82

    cypherx82 Newbie

    I'd leave it on the dash for good measure.
     
  6. bigbadwulff

    bigbadwulff Android Expert

    "among 30-year-old smartphone users, iPhone owners have more sexual partners than owners of BlackBerrys and Android phones."

    Maybe you want the i-Phone but not the i-Phone USER? Just sayin.



    Not the phone. it's the 'mindset'.
     
  7. vosg

    vosg Android Expert

    Iphone users have more sex because they have nothing else to do after they bring in their phone for repairs.
     
  8. OfTheDamned

    OfTheDamned The Friendly Undead

    What this says to me is that iPhone users are bad in bed. This is why they keep having to find new partners and can't stay with the same one. Maybe it is lack of practice with multi-tasking. Since Android and Blackberry users have been able to multi-task for so long, maybe they have been able to please their partners and stay with them. That's my theory anyway.
     
  9. Piiman

    Piiman Android Expert
    Thread Starter

    I'm pretty sure I'd rather have sex with the user not the phone:eek:
    But I have to admit the iphone is sexy:rolleyes:
     
  10. jroc

    jroc Android Expert

    Hmmmm...Interesting. As a former Win Mo, current Android user...myheadunderherlegundermyarmunderhertoes...

    Yea....who needs an iPhone.....

    :p

    I dont wanna turn this into an R/X rated thread, but there is something involving multi tasking when doing a certain act, where I can see your point.

    With that being said...

    I.Dont.Care. I.Want.An.iPhone.
     
  11. bigbadwulff

    bigbadwulff Android Expert

    i-Bone? :)

    Sorry, couldn't resist.
     
  12. karong

    karong Member

  13. why do you think i need to smoke so much? sex and smokes go hand in hand
     
  14. novox77

    novox77 Leeeroy Jennnkinnns!


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  15. JoshUng

    JoshUng Well-Known Member

    I have an EVO, I'm 30, and have had more than 10 partners (I'd say I'm average looking), I guess I got credit for my iPod Touch?
     
  16. Joppie

    Joppie Well-Known Member

    Sheesh... I must be a man-whore. :(
     
  17. GiftedPlacebo

    GiftedPlacebo Well-Known Member

    I'm pretty sure that if you're using your phone to score sex, your life is pretty pathetic.
     
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  18. 3devious

    3devious Android Expert

    Did the survey ask whether or not the sex was consensual? If you bought an iPhone and you're paying AT&T, I'd say you're getting raped. I saw on Dr. Phil that victims of abuse often seek partners that are like their abusers...

    Just sayin'

    I'm an old married woman with alzhiemers. If I've ever had sex, I don't remember... :eek:
     
  19. ekyle

    ekyle Android Expert

    just rub it on your face and neck
     
  20. Piiman

    Piiman Android Expert
    Thread Starter

    Its to score MORE sex.
     
  21. bearsfan85

    bearsfan85 Android Enthusiast

    The poll was done form Okcupid.com a dating website and since android users actually have lives they dont go to dating websites. What this poll should be saying is that Iphone users need dating sites more than android users
     
  22. ari-free

    ari-free Android Expert

    iPhone users are faithful to Steve Jobs and screw everyone else. It's like one of those free love cults.
     
  23. ari-free

    ari-free Android Expert

    [​IMG]
    Still want an iPhone? :)
     
  24. Piiman

    Piiman Android Expert
    Thread Starter

    The green on is HOT!!
     
  25. J03

    J03 Android Enthusiast

    A cheap chinese knock off also translates to cheap wh0res instead of quality women. If it's quantity over quality you are looking for, look no further than China.
     
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