Laugh at iPhone x thread

[InfernalByte]

Ha ha.

 

[InfernalByte]

Honestly, everthing on that phone was done in Android 2 years ago!

 

[mikedt]

No Android phone has a notch. And if Steve Jobs was still around, the iPhone X wouldn't have had a notch either probably.

 

[Hadron]

The claim is that the face recognition uses 2 cameras to get stereo imaging, which existing Android face recognition systems don't (though my wife's laptop does, so it's not an innovation).

However, I do find it funny that they are pretending that not having a fingerprint scanner is a choice because face id is better, rather than because the under-screen technology wasn't ready and they didn't want to distract from the logo by putting a scanner on the back

 

[Clementine_3]

No Android phone has a notch.

I looked at the Essential yesterday (and really want it), it has a notch but it's very tiny compared to the iPhone.

 

[The_Chief]

I'm laughing more at the reported "wireless charging" that will come around, oh, next year some time. And it will require proprietary Apple wireless charging docks. Meanwhile, Android has had wireless charging for what? Three years? And we can use any Qi-compatible charger!

 

[Deleted User]

All I have to do is look at the price and I laugh

 

[InfernalByte]

All I have to do is look at the price and I laugh

Yep, a 4k shooter at 60fps and no expandable memory. Apple really are priceless.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

I never laugh at iPhones. I use the new releases to look for the capabilities Android phones have built in but haven't hyped in awhile.

 

[Deleted User]

Yes I struggle to see these days where the innovation is from Apple. I think it's mainly a style and image thing, supported by their loyal customer base. Someone I know buys Apple kit, but then he'll usually go for the premium (most expensive) brand of any particular product. It's all about labels.

 

[lunatic59]

Meanwhile, Android has had wireless charging for what? Three years? And we can use any Qi-compatible charger!

I had wireless charging in my 2012 Nexus 4, so five years.

 

[lunatic59]

It's worth posting again ....

 

[Shotgun84]

^ it's not often I write lol, but lol

 

[lunatic59]

^ it's not often I write lol, but lol

 

[Shotgun84]

^ yes it is. Lol. Who'd have thought? Two times in one night

 

[AllinCheung]

hahaha

anyone got the pixel 2 yet? i want to buy one.

 

[InfernalByte]

anyone got the pixel 2 yet? i want to buy one.

You can buy one without our concent, but we do appreciate the heads up.

 

[Brian706]

I'm laughing more at the reported "wireless charging" that will come around, oh, next year some time. And it will require proprietary Apple wireless charging docks. Meanwhile, Android has had wireless charging for what? Three years? And we can use any Qi-compatible charger!

Yeah, but apple did it. So it's legit now.

 

[Deleted User]

I was wondering what Sir Jony Ive is doing these days. I mean he was the creative force behind a lot of Apple's products. But I guess a person only has so many game changing and revolutionary ideas in their mind. And when you're an engineer worth $130 million net, then I would think there's a tendency to sit back a little. Don't blame him really.

 

[The_Chief]

Yes I struggle to see these days where the innovation is from Apple. I think it's mainly a style and image thing, supported by their loyal customer base. Someone I know buys Apple kit, but then he'll usually go for the premium (most expensive) brand of any particular product. It's all about labels.

What's funny is that all these people buying iPhones are doing so to impress other people who... have iPhones. We Android people are just laughing at them, because they're putting so much effort and expense into being just like every other member of the collective. And most of them keep their iPhones in cases, so nobody really knows who has the latest model!

I was at a play over the weekend (Deathtrap, save your money) and some guy was marveling at my smartwatch. He'd apparently never seen one. I told him it was a Huawei Watch, and gave him the 10-second overview of what it can do and why I love it... and his next statement was:

And I can't make this up...

"Is that Apple?"

SMH

(Hint: turn your smartwatch OFF before the play starts. Apparently it didn't know it was supposed to be dark in there)

 

[mikedt]

What's funny is that all these people buying iPhones are doing so to impress other people who... have iPhones. We Android people are just laughing at them, because they're putting so much effort and expense into being just like every other member of the collective. And most of them keep their iPhones in cases, so nobody really knows who has the latest model!

Ah but the iPhone X has the notch, so everyone else who have lesser iPhones can tell straight away, even if it's in case.

I was at a play over the weekend (Deathtrap, save your money) and some guy was marveling at my smartwatch. He'd apparently never seen one. I told him it was a Huawei Watch, and gave him the 10-second overview of what it can do and why I love it... and his next statement was:

And I can't make this up...

"Is that Apple?"

SMH

Even now, I can honestly say the only smart watches I've actually seen in the wild with people wearing them here are Apple Watches. A while back Huawei did have a city centre, high profile travelling road-show touting theirs. But now it's all but vanished, and this is in their home country.

Of course I'm NOT buying an iPhone X nor a Galaxy Note8, as they're both too expensive, especially in the PRC.

 

[Deleted User]

Of course I'm NOT buying an iPhone X nor a Galaxy Note8, as they're both too expensive, especially in the PRC.

Go for the "iPhone XXL" knock-off when it turns up.

 

[Hadron]

Ah but the iPhone X has the notch, so everyone else who have lesser iPhones can tell straight away, even if it's in case.

Before we laugh too loud though, here's a report that Samsung have a patent for a phone with the notch at the bottom. Not only is that not top-notch innovation (because it's bottom-notch...) but if you hold it upside down people might mistake it for an iPhone X.

Even now, I can honestly say the only smart watches I've actually seen in the wild with people wearing them here are Apple Watches.

Funnily enough, although I do see more Apple Watches than other smart watches I have seem Motorola, LG and Huawei watches, as well as Pebbles, in the wild. Of course Fitbits and similar vastly outnumber them (claims by "analysts" and the blogs that smartwatches would kill them seem premature so far).

 

[J_Hansen]

I think the price for the iPhone X is a laugh ( ok note 8 was a bit steep at over 900 euro for me ) you would want 256gb version and then add whatever accessories and services, apple has been a bit of a joke for a few years now

 

[DialOut]

I'm seriously considering a V30 because I'm getting so incredibly sick of the changes in iOS10 and 11, but this snarky, condescending nature of so many Android users puts me off a bit.

Both OSs have their strengths, and people buy what they want with their own money. It's not funny, it doesn't mean they're stupid, it just means they have the freedom to choose. If it wasn't for the first iPhone, Android wouldn't be where it is either. Goes both ways guys.