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Leave it to The Onion to have a hilarious headline for the apple "announcement"

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  1. gtbarry

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    Funny: The headline and the first two paragraphs
    Funnier: they really didn't make anything up in the rest of the article.

    Apple Unveils Panicked Man With No Ideas

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    LOL That's great. You can always count on The Onion...
     
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    I guess The Onion is hating on apple:

    Features Of The Lower-Cost iPhone 5C

    In addition to unveiling the new flagship iPhone at a press event Wednesday, Apple CEO Tim Cook debuted a more affordable version of the device called the iPhone 5C, which is clad in a plastic casing and is available in a variety of colors. Here are some notable features of the budget-friendly iPhone:

    - Small enough to fit comfortably in users’ cheeks or to tuck between their lower lips and gums
    - Haggard-sounding Siri
    - Interior-facing camera
    - Includes extended seven-minute version of classic Marimba ringtone
    - Coin slot
    - Slick, oily screen
    - Must be plugged in at all times
    - Smells like a delicious wafer cookie
    - Sturdy enough to lay down on paper and use edge to draw straight lines
    - Built-in whistle
    - Steve Jobs’ posthumous disapproval

    Features Of The Lower-Cost iPhone 5C | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
     
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    That is really rude, looks like the author hates Apple and Tim crook from bottom of his heart. :)
     
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