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    I started this thread because we have all heard those questions that are often more rhetorical than actually in search of an answer. I didn't feel those questions fit well in any of the other threads so this one is just for those. And of course I will start it out:

    Why do we push harder on the remote control buttons when we know the batteries are dead?
     

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    You know how most packages say "Open here"...
    What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
     
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    Or pressing the buttons on the elevator harder or a bunch of times in a row to "make the elevator come faster" .... sorry it don't work that way.
     
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    Why do people point at their wrist when they ask you what time it is? Do they point at their crotch when asking where the bathroom is?
     
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    How is rap a thing?
     
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    The same way venereal disease is a thing. No one likes it but it's still around
     
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    Your 230+ lb female friend ask you does this outfit make me look fat.. and you want to tell them no your fat makes you look fat but you didn't and just say no you look fine.
     
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    Because you didn't realize this.
     
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    ^^^^ That's a cool trick!

    If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi
    driver end up owing you money?
     
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    What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way ?
     
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    A Larchwood sofa.
     
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    Who first saw a beehive and thought, "I wonder what that tastes like?"?
     
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    Probably the same guy who looked at a chicken's butt and said " I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta there!"
     
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    Do you think Roman paramedics call IV's 4's?
     
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    Why do people say "To make a long story short" when it is usually too late by that time?
     
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    Why do fools fall in love?
     
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    You sir, owe me a new keyboard!!

    That was good, very good :D
     
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    Why is it that something delivered by trucks are called shipments, but those by ships are called cargo?

    Why are boxing rings square?

    Why is 11 called eleven and not onety one?
     
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    Because life is just one fool thing after another. Love is 2 fool things after each other!
     
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    @Zigman66 figured out Women.
    I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!!!
     
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    What really DOES happen to that missing sock the dryer seems to keep?
     
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    How do "Keep Off The Grass" signs get to where they are?
     
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    If I got into a taxi and the driver drove backwards would he end up owing me money?
     
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    If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
    tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
     
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