"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're My Only Hope"... Come on guys. I know there are some pretty smart guys in here. I really don't wanna have to ATTEMPT to use my warranty. But it is looking more and more like I'm gonna have to get a new phone. I cannot for the life of me get the market to download a single application. Every attempt gives an error message. I did a factory reset, .sbf, factory reset again, wiped cache, checked all settings, called Verizon, (of course I didn't mention root) and then did all of this again. Everything else works fine. Calling is good. Web browser is fine. I'm stumped, bewildered, beaten, and tired...Anyone?