It looks like there's some kind of new math around these days, math I definitely missed in five college math courses. I was sitting here minding my own business when I became aware of it. This bottle of "Orange Creme" flavored water I'm drinking is sitting on my nightstand. Its back was toward me as I reached for it, and this is where I saw...it...new math! See it? The calories? Anyone know when this new law involving zero came along?