Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Zigman66, Jun 4, 2018.
Inkwell - An accomplished tattoo artist
Include - A tattoo artist who specialises in rude images
Transcendental - Above the teeth
Handicap - A very useful hat
Clarity - A bit like red wine
ETC. - An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.
Tautology - A riveting, gripping study.
Shellfish - A bit like a shelf
One of the small band of previous, unsuccessful, invaders from outer space who thought they could mind - control a small town by marauding on stolen bicycles; making hurtful but witty remarks to the humans they pass.
(it's my first effort. I'll get better)
Laptop: similar to a tray table
Blonde jokes - Jokes short enough for men to understand.
Chinchilla: Very large ice cream cornet
Shyte particulates per million.
Aperitif - a set of dentures
Sweater - it's less dry than it was
Parsley: A bit like a Parcel
Tapas - a light blow to the posterior
Vu ja da - The feeling you've never been here before
Dejan vu - The feeling that a Croatian central defender is about to head it in from a corner kick in extra time
Croatia starting line - up :
Subasic - football replacement replaced due to skin irritation
Vrsaljko - outfield player constantly asking for directions
Lovren - see the Mona Lisa then
Vida - for us? thanks Russia
Strinic - a cramping itch
Modric - not too bad
Rakitic - selling itching powder on the black market
Rebic - repeating the same insinuations
Kramaric - Dustin Hoffman impersonator
Perisic - Chandler is not well
Mandzukic - Tasteless animal compound containing only naked men
GOALLLLL for Russia again !!!!!!!
Cosmic Slop = Living
Bunny - a bit like a bun
Cardiologist - Someone who studies sweaters
Good intentions - A material used for paving a road, usually the one to hell