On this, the 36th anniversary of The King's passing,

[OcalaFlGuy]

I would be remiss were I to let it end without offering you my friends this morsel of Preslefication.

Some will debate whether it was Elvis or Michael Jackson that was the King of Pop.

That's just stupid. Everybody Knows it was Elvis.

And I can Prove it.

We all know that Michael Jackson had a chimp. But he Stole That Idea from Elvis, Elvis had the damn chimp first.

Not only did Elvis have the chimp first, but Elvis's chimp was named Scatter.

And Scatter liked to drink Bourbon.

And THAT'S why Elvis was the damn King.

Bruce in Ocala, Fl

 

[saptech]

Wrong! Now days it's who sell the most, and more people know Mike then Elvis.

 

[copestag]

more people know Bieber than both combined..... does that make that POS the king?

 

[mikedt]

more people know Bieber than both combined..... does that make that POS the king?

Beiber is the king in China.

 

[Revenant Ghost]

Even though Elvis has his home in my state (Graceland), I have to go with Michael on this one.