There lived a very stinky jaded and fat little Schnooglet doggy waggy tail doggy. She was a bored little Piggy that loved to eat everything under the sun but sadly was still sad as can be... But 1 day her crazy master came along wanting to join her in great stinkyness of the stinky stinky pork dogs but her master does not like the word master but best friend This made the jaded stinky stinky pork chop very very happy indeed! And after she met her bestest friend - the once little jaded pork chop grew very excited and started to eat many things and got more mischievous and yes even stinkier Until she become VICIOUS and a VIOLENT little stinker that wanted to bite for her right to bite! And thus the strongest funnest and coolest little piglet was born! The end!