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Only the muffin top please!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Roze, Sep 29, 2010.

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How do you eat your muffin?

  1. I just eat the muffin top and throw away the bottom

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  2. I just eat the muffin bottom and throw away the top

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  3. WTH!! I eat ALL of the muffin, baby!

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  4. I hate muffins!!

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  5. I <3 Bacon (the rest doesn't matter)

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  1. Roze

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    I just got into work and I am having a delicious wild berries muffin. I am munching away on the muffin top, neglecting the muffin bottom. The muffin bottom will most likely end up at the bottom of my garbage can.

    I always wonder how many people only eat the muffin top. Am I strange to be throwing away
     

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  2. OMJ

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    When I eat a muffin I eat the entire thing. The top is definitely the best part but the bottom is good enough that I still want to eat it and not throw it out.
     
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    I do that sometimes, Roze; it's a mood thing. ;)

    But a nice warm muffin choffed all the way through, with butter added about half way through... mmm..
     
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    *points* I made a poll :) You boys are too quick with your response! lol
     
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    I just ate me a WHOLE blueberry muffin!!
     
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    Heck, sometimes I'm liable to fold the rest of a good muffin up in wax paper or a napkin and bag it for later, after eating the top, Roze style.

    Whether I actually ever eat the left over half-muffin, that's a different matter. :D
     
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    Fixed your poll :)

    *runs from the wrath of Roze*
     
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    The new poll is full of Win I just wish I could change my vote
     
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    Hit refresh ;)
     
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    lol. I think you are going to incur the wrath of Rose
     
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    Yeah... you are probably right, I'll change it back (but will add a vote for you)
     
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    <3 bacon.. screw muffins lol
     
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    I eat the bottom first and save the top for last. Love me some chocolate, chocolate chip muffins. :D

    Unfortunately I get them very rarely. :(
     
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    i just ate a blueberry muffin as well! and I always eat the whole thing, its just too damn delicious to waste... i wish you could pick two choices on there... my love for bacon is unconditional :)
     
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    Anyone else reminded of the Seinfeld episode of muffin tops??
     
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    I didn't even know people did this. I eat a muffin, I don't leave half of it. :S
     
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    That was the first thought that came to mind when I saw the topic. :)
     
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    I thought this was going to be the other kind of muffin top
     
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    Yeah, a muffin pole. I've never seen a muffin on a pole.

    Well.. wait (Google is your friend;))...

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    Muffin pole. Cupcake pole.. it's all good.
     
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    +1 for misleading title. :p
     
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    Hey Mr. Bacon! Make your own thread/poll!!! :mad: Now you're stealing all of the muffin responses. Who in here doesn't like bacon!!!

    I was going to add that onto my post...but I don't have access to YouTube at work :(

    You mean love handles? lol
     
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    I like Bacon!

    For muffins, I separate the top from the bottom, smear butter on the bottom, place the top back on, and wait for the butter to melt. Then I take the top off, and turn it over next to the bottom. Next I lick the butter off the bottom, and then eat the bottom. Then I may enjoy a glass of milk. I stare at the top, and then pick it up, lick the butter off, and devour it. Then I poke all the little crumbs on the plate and eat them. Sometimes I may even lick off a few rements of butter on my plate. If the plate looks clean, I put it back in the cupboard. Then I immediately regret eating the damn muffin, and punish myself byt doind a few laps around the house. Then I get all hot and stuff, so I come in and drink ice water, and then I get to thinking ice cream sounds pretty good right now, and its just a vicious cycle, so I dont even buy muffins anymore. lol I will however, have me a couple of slices of bacon crumbled up on top of my eggs or something sometimes.
     
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    Sorry roze, couldn't resist
     
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    KEMAR!!! See what you've done now, mister!!! If I ever bump you on the street, I'll give you a good slappin'!!!
     
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    Where's that picture of the bacon AT-AT... :D:D:D
     

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