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  1. Chezm2bme

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    Whats your favorite pick up line?

    Ill start:

    It's nearly closing time. You'll do.

    Sorry thats just funny to me
     

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  2. Chezm2bme

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    Hey girl did u get those pants on sale, because at my house there 100% off

    Lmao
     
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    Enough to break the ice ;) Hi I'm {insert name here}
     
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    Heaven must be missing an angel.
    OT: Disco ruined it. It was one of the few good Disco songs though.
     
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    Did that ever work?
     
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    Oh yes.
    It worked for me in the Disco era before the song came out. ;)
     
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    "You look cute and I want to go home with you" ... said no sober girl EVER! ;)
     
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    Not even for tea?

    I think you're cute works for teenage guys usually. A makeout session might result.

    Guys still pickup girls just to get to know them and maybe makeout don't they?

    I think I'm to old for this thread.
     
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    I'm too married for this thread. :eek: ;)
     
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    I won't tell Mrs Lunatic.
     
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    She knows I'm married. :p
     
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    Your a lucky guy luni.
    Ask her what girls pickup lines were.
    I take that back.

    Single LADIES!
    I know your out there. What do you say to get a guy interested?
     
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  15. LV426

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    What do you mean 'say'?! Isn't the default state for a guy 'interested'?
     
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    Tru' that.

    Still...
    I wanna know!
     
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    In my case she didn't say anything. She sat on the bar stool next to me and kept bumping her knees into mine. 'nuf not said. ;)


    Of course that was almost 35 years ago, but we're still knocking knees. Wait, can I say that here? :eek:
     
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    Yeah.
    You're a cheeky bugger though.

    Should cheeky bugger one word?
    I need some UK help.
     
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    I think even I could pick up on those signals Luna.

    I'll allow it. :p
     
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    Your grammar is correct there mate.
     
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    May I invest you in a policy, because you are looking very fine as wine :)
     
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    Lmfao. I laughed so much I can't even remember what I was going to say.
     
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