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  1. tusheric72

    tusheric72 Lurker

    Girl, are you California? Cause you on fireeee
     


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  2. Milo Willamson

    Milo Willamson Android Expert

    I honestly though she was on fire, of where she worked at a firestation,
    then again our inited chemistry, is always changing no matter what though.
    Maybe I got lost in the transmissional thought, with the hydra always keeping me at bay in deep realm of thought.
    I then lit myself on fire, I saw her hydrolic pumping in a hose, we talked about fires and coffee, here and there.
     
  3. tusheric72

    tusheric72 Lurker

    ... Say it ain't so
     
  4. dontpanicbobby

    dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy
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    I'm not interested....
    What is life?
     
  5. Davdi

    Davdi Android Expert

    Most chat up lines are cheesier than a couple of pounds of very ripe Stilton. A compliment, ideally genuine is a great way to open a conversation with girl. If the's wearing a distinctive perfume, just say you relly like her perfume, it really suits her, and what is it called.
     
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  6. dontpanicbobby

    dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy
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    Hi! I'm [insert your name]. Would you like to dance?
     
  7. no one

    no one Android Expert

    Does this smell like chloroform?
     
  8. Milo Willamson

    Milo Willamson Android Expert

    You know there is a billion supernovas exploding in the sky tonight?
    Meanwhile we are safetly here, watching those stupid people just exploding, hehe,
    aren't we lucky?
     
  9. dontpanicbobby

    dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy
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    OT: I thought this thread was for Earthlings?
     
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  10. Milo Willamson

    Milo Willamson Android Expert

    OT: You think I am always from deep space.


    OTT: Mushroom pizza in or are you out?
     
  11. dontpanicbobby

    dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy
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    Let's go out to the movies.
    Let's go out to the movies!
    Let's go out to the movies.
    And have ourselves some fun!
     
  12. donniegalaxy2

    donniegalaxy2 Lurker

    Me:'Hey babe, wanna come over for pizza and sex?'
    Her:'No.'
    Me:'What you got against pizza?'
     
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  14. dontpanicbobby

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    Are cherubim warriors?...
     
  15. dontpanicbobby

    dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy
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    Mine don't work. :(
     
  16. Davdi

    Davdi Android Expert

    C'mon worm, let's wriggle - from the 1950's
     
  17. dontpanicbobby

    dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy
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    So the girl said that to the guy @Davdi?
     
  18. Davdi

    Davdi Android Expert

    IF he was lucky!
     
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  19. Milo Williamson

    Milo Williamson Android Expert

    "The biggest white lie, is the world is round, and yet we are all fallen because of the way we see things, over the horizon, can we see the shape of the earth in the night? Oh hey you got my twitter? Woah, I was not trying to impress you with that light talk."
     
  20. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Expert

    A line so good it found it’s way in to the chorus of a song (The Bellamy Bros):

    “If I said you had a beautiful body,
    would you hold it against me?”
     
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  21. Milo Williamson

    Milo Williamson Android Expert

    Disculpe, ¿se cayó del sistema del planeta? Porque, nena, está fuera de este mundo. :)
     
  22. Milo Williamson

    Milo Williamson Android Expert

    Funny how it is the truth though, no communicational secretive lines in between us still, and somehow she still wants to nail me with a stupid golden sonic the hedgehog ring. Why?
     
  23. dontpanicbobby

    dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy
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    It was not love.
     
  24. Davdi

    Davdi Android Expert

    Shall we?
     
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