1. Download our Official Android App: Forums for Android!

Random Thought Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Phases, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. BabyBlues

    BabyBlues Trouble Just Finds Me!
    Rank:
    None
    Points:
    1,333
    Posts:
    13,125
    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2010

    Jun 3, 2010
    13,125
    9,766
    1,333
    Female
    Masquerading as a responsible adult
    Jersey - born & bred
    If that actually worked I'd walk around with my butt out all the time so it got smaller by spring and summer!!! :D;)
     

    Advertisement

  2. Dark Jedi

    Dark Jedi Guest
    Rank:
    None
    Posts:
    0
    Joined:

    If a person that has no sense of smell farts. Does that mean he can say his S***t doesn't stink?
     
  3. SamuraiBigEd

    SamuraiBigEd Under paid Sasquatch!
    Rank:
     #42
    Points:
    633
    Posts:
    4,181
    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2009

    Nov 8, 2009
    4,181
    2,088
    633
    Male
    Production, Warehouse & Installation Manager
    San Antonio, Texas
    My favorite which as far as I know I came up with:

    "If you fart in bed and no one is awake to hear it, does it make a sound?"
     
  4. Dark Jedi

    Dark Jedi Guest
    Rank:
    None
    Posts:
    0
    Joined:

    Why is it when you hear a band on the radio and later on find out they are from a foreign country. Why do they sound like they are from america when they sing?
     
    Stinky Stinky likes this.
  5. ElasticNinja

    ElasticNinja Android Expert
    Rank:
    None
    Points:
    183
    Posts:
    4,488
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2010

    Aug 29, 2010
    4,488
    472
    183
    Student
    Cork City, IMF, EU
    Anyone see Top Gear USA? Bunch of failures with no sense of humour
     
  6. NightHawk877

    NightHawk877 Android Enthusiast
    Rank:
     #195
    Points:
    123
    Posts:
    670
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2011

    Jan 5, 2011
    670
    171
    123
    Male
    Texas
    Yes. The only person keeping the show alive is Tanner Foust.
     
  7. blkbeltkid17

    blkbeltkid17 Android Expert
    Rank:
     #83
    Points:
    333
    Posts:
    4,384
    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2010

    Nov 16, 2010
    4,384
    691
    333
    Male
    Student
    Virginia, United States Of America
    humm who wants to implant my brain with biology knowledge so i can stop comming to this calss :(
     
  8. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra=
    Rank:
    None
    Points:
    1,343
    Posts:
    22,479
    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2010

    Isn't that what the biology class instructor is trying to do?
     
    Mada likes this.
  9. LilacBleeds

    LilacBleeds Android Enthusiast
    Rank:
    None
    Points:
    123
    Posts:
    532
    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011

    Jan 24, 2011
    532
    170
    123
    Female
    Tesco employee
    Northamptonshire, UK
    Is actually having a really bad time with luck and men! Nothing goes right for me :( rant over lol
     
    Stinky Stinky likes this.
  10. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Android Expert
    Rank:
     #40
    Points:
    643
    Posts:
    4,350
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010

    Aug 31, 2010
    4,350
    2,252
    643
    Monkey
    In a Dumpster!
    Wow I am so sorry :(

    But Hey! :)

    Don't feel down! :D

    Just incase I will give you one of these! ;)

    [​IMG]

    And what about this? ;)

    Tubthumping (I Get Knocked Down) Lyrics - YouTube
     
    LilacBleeds likes this.
  11. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Android Expert
    Rank:
    None
    Points:
    633
    Posts:
    4,873
    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2011

    Feb 20, 2011
    4,873
    1,766
    633
    /home/
    Liked that pic stinky. No, wait, it just stinks!
    (actually, it doesn't)

    It seems that I am coming down with something, :(
     
    Stinky Stinky likes this.
  12. NightHawk877

    NightHawk877 Android Enthusiast
    Rank:
     #195
    Points:
    123
    Posts:
    670
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2011

    Jan 5, 2011
    670
    171
    123
    Male
    Texas
    Alright! Who gave me a cold? Was it you 9to5?
     
  13. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Android Expert
    Rank:
    None
    Points:
    633
    Posts:
    4,873
    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2011

    Feb 20, 2011
    4,873
    1,766
    633
    /home/
    Sorry. But be thankful, this just means that your immune system is getting a workout, and that in a week or so, you can *never* get the cold again*.

    * (that particular cold, wait til next year ;) )
     
  14. NightHawk877

    NightHawk877 Android Enthusiast
    Rank:
     #195
    Points:
    123
    Posts:
    670
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2011

    Jan 5, 2011
    670
    171
    123
    Male
    Texas
    has anyone else noticed that XDA is down?
     
  15. TxGoat

    TxGoat Guest
    Rank:
    None
    Posts:
    0
    Joined:

    Diet Dr. Pepper really does taste like Diet Dr. Pepper!
     
  16. NightHawk877

    NightHawk877 Android Enthusiast
    Rank:
     #195
    Points:
    123
    Posts:
    670
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2011

    Jan 5, 2011
    670
    171
    123
    Male
    Texas
    Good riddance retainers. Finally free of dental appliances.
     
  17. Mada

    Mada Android Enthusiast
    Rank:
    None
    Points:
    113
    Posts:
    590
    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2011

    Sep 5, 2011
    590
    130
    113
    School
    Alabama
    I hate everything that's in my mouth except for my teeth, my tongue, and food.
     
  18. NightAngel79

    NightAngel79 Bounty Hunter Administrator
    Moderator
    Rank:
     #16
    Points:
    1,453
    Posts:
    22,510
    Joined:
    May 11, 2010

    May 11, 2010
    22,510
    7,946
    1,453
    Male
    Systems Administrator
    Northern Ky
    Thats what she said?

    :D
     
    Mada likes this.
  19. BabyBlues

    BabyBlues Trouble Just Finds Me!
    Rank:
    None
    Points:
    1,333
    Posts:
    13,125
    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2010

    Jun 3, 2010
    13,125
    9,766
    1,333
    Female
    Masquerading as a responsible adult
    Jersey - born & bred

    Oh the comments that ran through my head....
     
    Mada likes this.
  20. NightAngel79

    NightAngel79 Bounty Hunter Administrator
    Moderator
    Rank:
     #16
    Points:
    1,453
    Posts:
    22,510
    Joined:
    May 11, 2010

    May 11, 2010
    22,510
    7,946
    1,453
    Male
    Systems Administrator
    Northern Ky
    :p
     
    Mada likes this.
  21. Mada

    Mada Android Enthusiast
    Rank:
    None
    Points:
    113
    Posts:
    590
    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2011

    Sep 5, 2011
    590
    130
    113
    School
    Alabama
    lololol wooooow Real immature yall
     
  22. NightAngel79

    NightAngel79 Bounty Hunter Administrator
    Moderator
    Rank:
     #16
    Points:
    1,453
    Posts:
    22,510
    Joined:
    May 11, 2010

    May 11, 2010
    22,510
    7,946
    1,453
    Male
    Systems Administrator
    Northern Ky
  23. NightHawk877

    NightHawk877 Android Enthusiast
    Rank:
     #195
    Points:
    123
    Posts:
    670
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2011

    Jan 5, 2011
    670
    171
    123
    Male
    Texas
  24. TxGoat

    TxGoat Guest
    Rank:
    None
    Posts:
    0
    Joined:

    You ever pull some crust out of your nose that runs so deep that you suddenly remembered where you left your car keys............from 1994?
     
  25. BabyBlues

    BabyBlues Trouble Just Finds Me!
    Rank:
    None
    Points:
    1,333
    Posts:
    13,125
    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2010

    Jun 3, 2010
    13,125
    9,766
    1,333
    Female
    Masquerading as a responsible adult
    Jersey - born & bred

    We call them brain boogies in my house.
     

Share This Page

Loading...