Random Thought Thread

[Dngrsone]

So this guy is standing next to the supervisor's door, and someone asks him if he's waiting for the principal. His reply is, "No, I'm just waiting for the microwave to finish cooking my salmon."

The micro is like twelve feet away. Apparently, he is afraid of microwaves... they're going to fry brain or something.

I said, "--not to mention what happens when those microwaves hit the mercury in that fish..."

 

[lunatic59]

This is your brain

This is your brain on microwaves.

Spoiler

Any questions?

 

[psionandy]

Thou shall not cook fish in the microwave at work.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

I'm looking through "The Budk Catalog".
There are no "Buck" knives there but they look cool.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Steam is good.

 

[psionandy]

Give me steam
And how you feel to make it real
Real as anything you've seen
Get a life with this dreamer's dream

 

[lunatic59]

Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop?

 

[Deleted User]

Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop?

Probably the same person who put it in Wop-bop-a-loo-bop

 

[lunatic59]

Then who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

 

[mikedt]

The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

 

[lunatic59]

Would you like to buy a poppy?

 

[psionandy]

The City Council announces the opening of a new Dog Park at the corner of Earl and Somerset, near the Ralph’s.

They would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the Dog Park. People are not allowed in the Dog Park. It is possible you will see Hooded Figures in the Dog Park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the Dog Park.The fence is electrified and highly dangerous. Try not to look at the Dog Park, and especially do not look for any period of time at the Hooded Figures. The Dog Park will not harm you.

 

[zuben el genub]

The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Next stop is the Twilight Zone

 

[Shotgun84]

Has anyone else ever brought a nice new pair of white trainers/sneakers that you liked but then realised the walk home took a hell of a lot longer because you had to avoid every puddle and couldn't walk across the grass?

 

[Dngrsone]

Never.

Then again, I set the precedent for black sneakers back in the early eighties...

 

[Shotgun84]

Never liked black trainers/sneakers myself. I wore black shoes at school, I wear black boots at work, black shoes at funerals. Why do I want a reminder of that every time I look at my feet

 

[Dngrsone]

"Natural green tea extract in our Gel Memory Foam helps to maintain product freshness"

Note, this is in the description of a mattress.

 

[Shotgun84]

You supposed to sleep on it or drink it?

 

[Shotgun84]

Why is this place so hard to navigate these daysm Fair enough phones connect to cars but I'd assume more phone connect to computers so why's there automotive in the dropdown menu and the whole pc and games console section is nowhere to be seen. I'm pretty sure the console gaming used to be a sub section but nothing has sub sections anymore If you can find the console gaming section link me please

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Each game can get its own forum now. You've got to deep search for older titles.

 

[Dngrsone]

I am looking forward to seeing Sulu, a Star Trek story.

 

[mikedt]

Five more days of 'R'oaming.

BTW I always like the welcoming texts when I arrive back in my home country, after the plane has just landed and still taxiing.

' Foreign Affairs Department, PRC, I wish you peace: Please comply with British law, pay attention to the right steering left vehicle, anti-theft fraud. If you go to the European continent, please understand the exit and entry requirements of the destination country, arrange the itinerary. British emergency alarm, emergency call: 999. Embassy of the People's Republic of China Tel: + 44-2074368294, Consulate General of Manchester +44-7828529201, Consulate General of Edinburgh +44-7766667116. Consulate General in Belfast + 44-7895306461. Ministry of Foreign Affairs Global Consular Protection and Services Emergency Call Center Tel + 86-10-12308 / 59913991'

 

[Deleted User]

pay attention to the right steering left vehicle, anti-theft fraud

Say what?

 

[lunatic59]

Say what?

What part of

don't you understand?

 

[psionandy]

So you're saying the head bone's connected to the neck bone?