Story game

[Rico ANDROID]

Then!..in comes

A R I S T I Z Z L E The Great!!! Riding in on the back of golden camels ... the king said: "IT aint Over till i SAY "So let it be written...." Since i aint said it yet, then, it aint over till the PHAT LADY sangs!!!

 

[highjakker]

and the aretha franklin stepped out from behind a camel and began to sing "Respect" and all the mummies rose from the tombs and began...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

..to do the Harlem Shuffle! Then when she broke out with her version of "THRILLER", the mummy flash-mob started to....

ARETHA...you cracked me up

 

[Yeahha]

decided they were zombies and started to chase Aretha. So she...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

.. raaaaan as fast as her feets could carry her! But to No avail.. the zombies caught up and cornered Aretha down at the abandoned Motown Office Bldg. They busted their way in through the glass windows and suddenly the Zombi-Flashmob donned aprons , bibs, forks and knives. slowwwly edging toward Aretha , they chanted "allll weeeee wanna DOOOOO is eeet 'cho braynes!!! (we're not unreasonable, we're not gonna eat'cher thighs!)".....

re: Your Brains, featuring the cast of The Office - YouTube

 

[Yeahha]

Aretha looked around scared when she saw zombie Michael Jackson which said...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Aretha looked around scared when she saw zombie Michael Jackson which said...

...Heeeeeee! heee! Somebidy please pass me a plate! I want a brest'es and umm, a piece of the leg, thank you?...TITO,pease hand me a napkin...took one bite and screamed - LAWWWD! This is good!...at that time Zombi- Michael took another bite and..

 

[Yeahha]

Realized that he was eating a 8 year old boy not Aretha. So he decided to...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

.....ask for a doggie bag and take the rest of HIS dinn-dinn home so he can....

 

[Yeahha]

enjoy the child...hood he never had, when suddenly...

 

[Member243850]

Santa Clause appeared out of thin airz with a grenade launcher and then said...

 

[Yeahha]

Ho Ho No Mr Jackson. That child is mine to...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Dangle him in front of your "nose" like a carrit until I lure you into...

"...I said CARRIT! NOT Carrot Top! ! !..."

 

[Yeahha]

my sleigh, in order to finally...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

....get you back to the Norf-Pole and strap you down on the surgery table in my bastement (basement)
so I can....

 

[Yeahha]

give that nose one more try, so what do you say...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Suddenly Zombie-MJ went "ape-schick on Satan oops! I mean, Santa ! ....Then Zombie-MJ took out his "zombie-monkey, Bubbas" who opened up the biggest can of whoopayss and poured it up one side and down the other! When the dust settled in Santa's laboratory, there was nothing but...

 

[Member243850]

GREAT chaos when all of a sudden a gang of crazy, psychotic and crack infested ninjas appeared from a grey smoke bomb. After they beat the crap outta old Saint Nick and Whacko Jacko they demanded a randsom that 400 gazzilion dollars were to be paid into the great Gringo's Bank account or else the...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Flying Monkies shall monkeynap the Zombi-Monkey "Bubbas" and feed him to Victoria Secret who secretly is the head Maddamme of the crazed crackhead ninjas... But then, the zombies came and...

 

[highjakker]

unveiled their zombie strap ons! but alas, they could not use them on anyone because everyone can out run a zombie...everyone that is except for rico android, who fell and broke his femur. all the zombies lined up to get a piece of this fresh meat, pun intended, and poor old rico was...

 

[Yeahha]

Super high from the crack contact buzz, he ripped off his leg and started to beat the zombies with it until...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

(HAAAAHAHAA yawlll nuts)

...until a piece of his own meat fell into his mouth and rico android sai.... Hmmm taste like chikken!.. Then front and center steps the King of the zombies...looks like he was zombiefied from a highjakker incident... Zombie-Highjakker spoke out and said...

 

[Deleted User]

"you're despicable", and then he takes out a guitar and starts to ...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Beat himself with it till he was unconscious...then all the other zombies scooped zombi-hijakker up, put him in a pot, added carrots and potatoes and...

 

[Yeahha]

Then remembered zombies aren't cannibals so they left zombie hijakker to boil and decided to go on the hunt for a mod to eat until they found...