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Stupidest Quote From A Pro Athlete

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  1. as439726

    as439726 Well-Known Member
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    What is the stupidest thing you've ever heard an athlete say?
    Please try and be as accurate as possible.
     

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  2. as439726

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    "My wiener has never been so exhausted."
    -- NASCAR's Kurt Busch after outlasting three other drivers to win the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race at Lowe's Motor Speedway
     
  3. The_Gnome_

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    "The trade to Florida turned my career around 360degrees"
    - Ed Jovanovski, NHL defenseman
     
  4. as439726

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    Lol.
    That's AWESOME
     
  5. The_Gnome_

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    That quote has followed Ed around everywhere since haha.
     
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    "I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
    -Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
     
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    USA
    "Can I kiss you"

    -Joe Namath to Suzy Kolber
     
  8. The_Gnome_

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    Oh god haha! This was painful to watch!
     
  9. Keithwg24

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    Not any particular quote, but I friggin hate it when an athlete gets interviewed and *completely* ignores the question. i.e.

    Reporter - "so, mr. _______ your coach said you guys put a wrinkle in your gameplan specifically for tonight, do you think that's what put you over the edge"
    Idiot - "well, you just gotta go out there and give it your best... we had faith in each other and just went out there and did our best"

    Me - :thinking:
     
  10. as439726

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    So true.
     
  11. TxGoat

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    I had to google the exact quote I was looking for and came across all the gems... I hope I don't render the thread impudent


    Sports Hollywood - Dumbest Sports Quotes

    Some of the other gems I found on the site...

     
  12. Keithwg24

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    that amphibious one is classic, i think i even hear Bill Raftery refer to it tongue in cheek describing players at times
     
  13. as439726

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    The Drew Gooden quote is priceless in so many ways
     

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