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    I occasionally find some humorous value in dark humor, and doubtless there are a few others here as well.

    Since it can be divisive, though (not to mention sickening or worse to some) I don’t want to just drop such humor into the “regular” threads, even using a spoiler mask, so I figured we could use a thread just to collect/share it. That way those offended by it can simply not open the thread.

    That said, I would suggest we still be sensible and mask those items that might really go too far.

    Enjoy...I’ll get us started in the next post.
     

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    Rob asked his brother John to watch his pet cat while he was on vacation. On the second day of his vacation he called his brother to ask about the cat.

    "John, how's the cat?"

    "Rob, your cat's dead. He was run over by a car."

    "What the %^&$ John! Couldn't you break the news to me a little easier?"

    "How would I do that?"

    "You could have said 'the cat's on the roof and won't come down'. And, when I called back later you could have said the fire department is trying to rescue him. Finally when I called to see if they were successful you could have told me the truth. At least then I would have had some time to prepare for the bad news. Now I better give mom a call."

    Rob? ... um ... Mom's on the roof and won't come down."
     
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    ^^^Dan Piraro, of course...
     
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