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  1. Zigman66

    Zigman66 Android Enthusiast
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    Fairly easy. Ask a question that most everyone SHOULD know the answer and see if anyone guesses the answer correctly. Then please be kind enough to post the correct answer the following day! (Or feel free to acknowledge a correct answer)
    An example: Does England have a 4th of July?

    Answer: Yes. It also has a 3rd of July, a 2nd of July, etc. just like the rest of the world.

    So my question for today is: How many birthdays does the average man have?
     

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    As many as the years that they livr
     
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    LV426 I say we take off and nuke this place from orbit
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    One a year?
     
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    @LV426 got it!

    Since that one was solved, try this:
    Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
     
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    It's likely against Canadian law to bury a living person.
     
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    You are truly a scholar, sir!

    Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
     
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    PS, slipped this into Forum Games
     
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    Another rocket scientist!

    A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides
    have southern
    exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?
     
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    Must be a polar bear so I go with white. The only place the rectangular house could be with all views being South would be the North pole.
     
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    If a hole is exactly 1 foot long, 1 foot wide, and 1 foot deep... how big is half a hole?
     
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    That was it :)
     
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    I am going with: No such thing as half a hole. Half a hole would still be a whole hole, regardless of size
     
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    Spot on my friend.
     
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    If you have only one match and you walked into a room
    where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which
    one would you light first?
     
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    Don't put the match out and light all three?
     
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    Good try, but no. If your match was one of those cheapies from a book it wouldn't last long enough
     
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    I'd light the match first
     
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    I am thinking a may have to ban @olbriar from this thread. I think he may be too good for me to best!

    What was the President's name in 1950?
     
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    the match

    got ninja-ed.. while i read through the thread.. and then answered.
     
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    Harry Truman.

    but i guess .. i missed something
     
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    I'm guessing... Mr. President
     
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    i thought of that too.. but that is not a name. only a title
     
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    I was wondering which President.
     
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    ooh! Looks like I got a good one this time!
     

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