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  1. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

    well.... it does not say when it was given.. only states "after the battle".
    how long after? it could be way after...after WWII ....
     



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  2. today

    today Android Expert

    What do you put in a toaster?
     
  3. Unforgiven

    Unforgiven ...eschew obfuscation...
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  4. Xyro

    Xyro 4 8 15 16 23 42
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    Crumpets
     
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  5. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    Fingers, while you're in the tub. :eek:
     
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  6. Zigman66

    Zigman66 Android Enthusiast
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    A winner again

    How many outs are there in an inning?
     
  7. olbriar

    olbriar  
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    Six unless the home team has won the game top of the last inning.
     
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  8. Zigman66

    Zigman66 Android Enthusiast
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    Yup

    If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do
    you have?
     
  9. They're not mine.
     
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  10. olbriar

    olbriar  
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  11. OK two, but I got there second.
     
  12. Zigman66

    Zigman66 Android Enthusiast
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    An hour and 48 minutes later is kinda stretching it for second place :p

    How far can a deer run into the woods?
     
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  13. Zigman66

    Zigman66 Android Enthusiast
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    Hmm.. no guesses yet
     
  14. Xyro

    Xyro 4 8 15 16 23 42
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    Halfway, at which point it's running out.
     
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  15. Zigman66

    Zigman66 Android Enthusiast
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    Absolutely!

    A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in
    Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this
    possible?
     
  16. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    He/she was born in 1687 making them a British subject.

    Personally I'd rather be born a French participle. ;)
     
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  17. Daniel Fernandes

    Daniel Fernandes Android Enthusiast

    Parents were not US citizens...
     
  18. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    While this is true in this case because there are no U.S. citizens prior to 1788 (when the constitution was ratified), Naturalization laws state that children born to non-citizen parents (in the country legally) are granted citizenship.
     
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  19. Zigman66

    Zigman66 Android Enthusiast
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    You win again, Luna!
    Not sure where the date came from but it still accurate enough

    What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
     
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  20. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    That was as far back as I could remember. I was pretty young in 1687. :p

    You realize that's the riddle of the sphincter? (or something like that ;) )

    A man. Born crawling, walks upright and needs a cane in old age. (apparently women use walkers more than canes so they'd have 6 legs?)
     
  21. Zigman66

    Zigman66 Android Enthusiast
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    (apparently women use walkers more than canes so they'd have 6 legs?)
    I would have to agree. And yes, that one is attributed to the Great Sphinx :)

    What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or
    politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
     
  22. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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  23. Zigman66

    Zigman66 Android Enthusiast
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    yes. I'll get you my little pretty... and your little dog, too!

    A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she
    did not break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How
    was this possible?
     
  24. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    She was the Justice of the peace.
     
  25. Zigman66

    Zigman66 Android Enthusiast
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    I was thinking she was just looking for more pieces but you are correct

    Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar
    bills?
     
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