The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[Bearsyzf]

But good luck for the rest of the night

 

[Milo Williamson]

Ya know.
Someone did mentioned to me, How was mine,
and I responded "like an old wrinkle of my wad of toilet paper, sometimes I have to double wipe." Lol.

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[TechGuy1]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[TechGuy1]

 

[olbriar]

 

[TechGuy1]

 

[BrickHouse]

Definition of "Marriage License":
Certification of ownership; One no longer has sole control over their own destiny.

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

My wife got angry with me the other day because I didn’t remember what she told me about what her coworker ordered when they had gone to lunch a couple of weeks prior.

Pointing out that I remembered what my wife ordered did not make it any better. {sigh}

 

[BrickHouse]

My wife got angry with me the other day because I didn’t remember what she told me about what her coworker ordered when they had gone to lunch a couple of weeks prior.

Pointing out that I remembered what my wife ordered did not make it any better. {sigh}

Such are the perils of the noose around your finger.
I've ducked a pan flying from the kitchen my share of times.

 

[Dannydet]

It's a losing battle! Lol...

 

[BrickHouse]

It's a losing battle! Lol...

Yep, I think many of us can relate to that. Trouble is ... ain't no amount of armor can help.

 

[TechGuy1]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[BrickHouse]

 

[olbriar]

 

[TechGuy1]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

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