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  1. olbriar

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    I'm groan up enough to enjoy it.
     

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  2. rootabaga

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    No reason to feel henpecked, remember that birds of a feather flock together, so it’s only natural to expect that you’d parrot each other...
     
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    OMG, that hurt so good, hahaha!
     
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    Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick?

    Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.
     
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    Some of you might find this humerus.

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    Unforgiven I didn't know there were cacti in Aruba.
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    With a nod to lunatic59's post:

    The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
     
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    Tailor says, "Euripides?"

    Man says, "Yeah. Eumenides?"
     
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    Unforgiven I didn't know there were cacti in Aruba.
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    Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
     
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    ^^^Semi-groan :mad:^^^
     
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    Unforgiven I didn't know there were cacti in Aruba.
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    Bunnygizer...more greatness from Bizzaro...

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  19. Unforgiven

    Unforgiven I didn't know there were cacti in Aruba.
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    The librarian didn't know what to do with the book about Tesla's love of electricity, so he filed it under 'Current Affairs.'
     
  21. Unforgiven

    Unforgiven I didn't know there were cacti in Aruba.
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    ouch
     
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