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  1. rootabaga

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    I hear that it's easy to convince the ladies not to eat Tide pods. But difficult to deter gents.
     
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    There is no reason to be obtuse...
     
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    Oh, *that’s* what that means...

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    Are you ready for a real groaner?

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    ^^^that's good
     
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    An actual picture (not photoshopped) I took a few years ago. I'm hoping the astronauts don't approach Kennedy Space Center from the south :)
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    I used to run along this lovely South Dublin road, from an athletics club, and take the scenic coast road back.
    Someone perhaps went farther than their body could manage..

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    Here’s a couple who knows how to make it work...

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