Discussion in 'Funny / Meme' started by rootabaga, Dec 21, 2015.
He stole an invention and then told patent lies.
I’d actually be tempted to try this response...
When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.
...after which came the axle, so that a wife could sit next to her husband and let him know he missed the exit...
and they’ve continued going round and round ever since.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path
I hated being a math teacher. It was a miscalculated move.
Perhaps it simply didn’t add to your career in the ways you anticipated? Anyway, I’m glad you found a better vector for your abilities.
Took me a few seconds, but I’ve no doubt @Notes_Norton will nail it straightaway...
The managers in charge of company layoffs were known as the 'firing squad'.
OT: @NotesTheNorton T lack of fatalities mean they were shooting peanuts.
Not to the people involved though.
OT I still don't get it
This one may stump the younger amongst youse...
A beetles reference
Those who work on reducing auto emissions go home exhausted.
Reincarnation is a life-changing experience.
OT: Once upon a time adult drinking establishments would provide free peanuts at every stool and table. A particularly egregious pun would be greeted with a shower of peanuts thrown towards the punster from all the regulars. I miss those days.