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  1. Notes_Norton

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    He stole an invention and then told patent lies.
     

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    I’d actually be tempted to try this response...

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    When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.
     
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    ...after which came the axle, so that a wife could sit next to her husband and let him know he missed the exit...
    and they’ve continued going round and round ever since.
     
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    Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

    A. They take the psycho path
     
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    I hated being a math teacher. It was a miscalculated move.
     
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    Perhaps it simply didn’t add to your career in the ways you anticipated? Anyway, I’m glad you found a better vector for your abilities.
     
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    Took me a few seconds, but I’ve no doubt @Notes_Norton will nail it straightaway...

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    The managers in charge of company layoffs were known as the 'firing squad'.
     
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    OT: @NotesTheNorton T lack of fatalities mean they were shooting peanuts.
    Not to the people involved though.
     
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    OT I still don't get it
     
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    This one may stump the younger amongst youse...

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    A beetles reference
    [​IMG]
     
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    Those who work on reducing auto emissions go home exhausted.
     
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    Reincarnation is a life-changing experience.
     
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    OT: Once upon a time adult drinking establishments would provide free peanuts at every stool and table. A particularly egregious pun would be greeted with a shower of peanuts thrown towards the punster from all the regulars. I miss those days.
     
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