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  1. rootabaga

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    Broken browser again? ;)

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    Dan strikes again!

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    I almost dropped this in funny pics, but it really is pun-worthy.

    Not to mention that it is SPOT-ON! :D :D

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    As some of you know, I used to practice law, and one of the bar associations to which I belong sends out updates and things of note in the legal world.

    I snipped this from one such email, cropping the link to a pun-free story on USA Today, which just like overcooked chicken, was pretty dry...

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    Also, I don’t believe Big Bird was available for comment. :)
     
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    If chickens could choose any car at all to be given to them, they would choose a free Range Rover.
     
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    I heard on the news the other day that the chickens had come home to roost and had wrested control from the farmer.


    Yes, it was a chicken coop coup...


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    Today's Jumble is punny...and if you just look at the right side of it, you may not need to solve the jumbled words in order to answer the main Jumble. ;)

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    Perhaps he also likes his pi à la mode?


    (Double groan points may apply...ymmv)
     
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