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  1. Notes_Norton

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    A music store was robbed last week...


    Thieves made away with the lute.
     

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    Another Pearl - one of my favorites

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    But can you Guess Who Gary Peterson is the drummer for?
     
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    (nice one lunatic59)

    Guess Who
     
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    The local 5K race was abruptly cancelled. The event had run its course.
     
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    I can ringlate...


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    I saw a sign while traveling today but had no opportunity to take a pic. It was in front of a beauty shop.

    We play with scissor for the shear fun of it.
     
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    ^^^ Speaking of clarity...

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    If you want a REAL groaner...


    Q: How can you possibly think the unthinkable?


    A: With an Ithe-berg!
     
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    Did you hear about the big power outage last week that hit New York City’s Theater District?

    It was a real show stopper!
     
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    Two fleas retired and bought a dog.
    (One of my dad's favorites)
     
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    Apparently there was a recent survey about how people walk home from bars. The results were staggering.
     
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  21. rootabaga

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    Here’s a clucking groaner for you...

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    Which of course means I have to (re)post my favorite meme in this sub-genre...



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  23. Notes_Norton

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    At the old sailor's garage sale, I bought a basketball hoop. It was the rim of the ancient mariner.
     
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    Man, I love that meme
     
  25. rootabaga

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    I do too...it cracked me up the first time I saw it, because if you try to say "PHTEVEN" (which I of course did) your mouth automatically shapes that way! :D :D
     

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